Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Fablonbiffchit, Dec 18, 2010.

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  1. Nintendo have released a new game about a little Jock shit who goes round mugging grannies, collecting ASBOs and being a little sod. Its called Wii Bastard
  2. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

    Nothing, she's been told twice already.
  3. Well we've been told that one three times now and it's still as crap as the first time.
  4. Bloody hell! You must live in a very active geological area. Wii's are only about 4 years old.

  5. I told mine how lucky kids today are at Christmas. I said "When I was a kid, I just had something like a football, plus an apple and orange." The ignorant little twat said "Fuck me! not only a football, but a fucking new computer and mobile phone."