Nintendo have released a new game about a little Jock shit who goes round mugging grannies, collecting ASBOs and being a little sod. Its called Wii Bastard
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.
Well we've been told that one three times now and it's still as crap as the first time.
I got my retarded nephew a box of eggs which cost me £3.60. Told him its an "Eggs Box 360" and he believed me. We are struggling to get games for it though.

I told mine how lucky kids today are at Christmas. I said "When I was a kid, I just had something like a football, plus an apple and orange." The ignorant little twat said "Fuck me! not only a football, but a fucking new computer and mobile phone."
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