Ninja sent to kill Bin Laden :)

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by soldierboy99, Jun 15, 2010.

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  1. I think that we can safely say 'deranged'. A real ninja would never have been caught. However, I think that he sould be allowed to continue his mission.
  2. absolutely fix world peace with one slice :D
  3. I think he should he be in the "Search for a ally star" thread!
  4. If only it was that easy, not!

    The easier option would be to nuke the area which has been favoured by many on arrse, but hardly a very diplomatic approach.
  5. I agree let him go after all he can't do any worse than the CIA, NSA and US Military.
  6. maybe he is just a decoy for the "real" Ninja's!!! creating a false trail and all that......!
  7. Saw this on the news this morning mid sip of my coffee... :D
  8. Shhhhhhhh!
  9. So he gives a police minder the slip in a remote forest and is found 10 hours later with a pistol 'n a fek off huge sword - mmmmm.
  10. Biped

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    He had with him, in his arsenal (fner fner) the 'Good Book'.

    Basically, God told him to do it. Which is alright then. Yeah.

    I presume he was discreet about his motiviations and intentions to have survived this far:

  11. I am going with 'balls of steel'. What makes you think that a Californian builder armed with a Bible and a sword would be deranged????
  12. why the kidney machine tho?
  13. He'll have a hard job as Bin Laden's been dead for a few years now... 8)


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  14. If you can't evade a police force in rough forest for more than 10 hours you're hardly likely to evade the AQ/Talib scouts.