As groundsman Willie would say, "Allows you to watch courting couples at night: in Scotland everybody does it".
Joking aside, I wonder how it would look if you did get stopped at night with one of them in your pocket. Probably wise to have the Ladybird book of badgers as well....................... and certainly not Larry Flynt's guide to beaver.
tropper66, are you in some way related to Gordon Brown? He is the only other person I can think of that is as thick as you and apparently able to take unlimited amounts of abuse without taking the hint and fvcking off.