Night Shifts are cack

#2
It's great, I can usually manage at least 4-5 hours of surfing..........plus coffee breaks obviously.
 
#3
Eeeee when I were your age I used to Dreeeeeeeam abah't 8 hour stints.

WE used to 'av ta do 26 hour days AND pay t' go t' work.

an' wen we gor 'ome - ah Dad would slice uz in two wi' breadknife.

If we wuh LUCKY!

Edit - hey - kill some time on me (the taxpayer!) with THIS take on the classic Python 4 Yorkshiremen skit.

Er - another edit - for me the line above does not look like it has a link, but it does - click on 'THIS take' - not on this line - the one above - or above that, the first one - oh dear - did I do sumfink rong?

(Yeah yeah - I got born etc etc)
 
#4
I get to spend all night on here, spending the rest of the time filling paperwork and nowt else, so nightshift can't be all bad.
 
#5
Welshexpat said:
Eeeee when I were your age I used to Dreeeeeeeam abah't 8 hour stints.

WE used to 'av ta do 26 hour days AND pay t' go t' work.

an' wen we gor 'ome - ah Dad would slice uz in two wi' breadknife.

If we wuh LUCKY!

yeah, but ive been on since 'alf 7! and its a 70mile round trip to get here

...and ive got t' pay mill owner for permission to come to work


cardboard box?
 
#6
so what you fellas actually meant to be doing on yer nights (apart from surfing, ARRSEing, kippin' and drinking coffee


im keeping the nations commercial telly on-air so all the pizzed up chavs have summat to drool at
 
#8
wireless_barf said:
anyone else out there in ARRSEland doing the neetshift and bored off ya t1ts?

only another 7h 45mins to go :(
7 til 7 nights on a refinery now can't even go in chat as the cyber cops have stopped web chat and will be stoppin bloggin too soon TW*TS!!!!!!
 
#9
wireless_barf said:
so what you fellas actually meant to be doing on yer nights (apart from surfing, ARRSEing, kippin' and drinking coffee


im keeping the nations commercial telly on-air so all the pizzed up chavs have summat to drool at
7-7, security manager at Bloomberg in London and as much internet as I want as long as it's "work safe", ha-ha.
 
#11
Wija72 said:
7 to 7 as a Network Manager for the Emergency services Telecoms system........ pays the bills.!!
airwave? we did the supura handset rollout for most of the forces, before i transfered from public safety to broadcast. Our guys downstairs look after the coastguard and RNLI (one of thems an ex tankie, does TA sigs now i think)
 
#12
1900hrs til 0700hrs Security Officer on the African continent. Dont do much except make sure my local guard commander commands his guards!
But hey! I get 3 months a year off and pay is tax free. Whoo hoo
AJ
 
#14
Once its 02:00hrs i cant stay awake , No matter where i am or what country i am in . Once a guy phoned me every hour all through the night and not even could wake me
 
#15
RFUK said:
wireless_barf said:
oh gawd! the other fellas here have put 'shooter' on to watch, what utter cack, i might go to sleep :roll:
Considering how bone the posters looked, I thought it wasn't that bad!
its pretty pants and loads of cockups, especially weaponry wise, but the scene where he shoots shotgun and the guys thumb off in the snow made us all cheer out loud!


just pissed our on call guy off by sending him out on a call :evil:
 
#16
wireless_barf said:
RFUK said:
wireless_barf said:
oh gawd! the other fellas here have put 'shooter' on to watch, what utter cack, i might go to sleep :roll:
Considering how bone the posters looked, I thought it wasn't that bad!
its pretty pants and loads of cockups, especially weaponry wise, but the scene where he shoots shotgun and the guys thumb off in the snow made us all cheer out loud!


just pissed our on call guy off by sending him out on a call :evil:
What cockups? You'll be telling me Dog Soldiers wasn't realistic next.
 
#17
cant comment, havent seen it. But i will look it up on imdb soon and see

weve got hills have eyes II on now, and i need a pee, what a choice -

yep, a visit to the khasi it is...
 
#18
I hate night shifts, I'm a traffic officer on the M6 through Cumbria and it's fcuking dead :(

Started at 10, on till 6, whats worse is that its my first shift of 6 :( :(
 
#19
wireless_barf said:
Wija72 said:
7 to 7 as a Network Manager for the Emergency services Telecoms system........ pays the bills.!!
airwave? we did the supura handset rollout for most of the forces, before i transfered from public safety to broadcast. Our guys downstairs look after the coastguard and RNLI (one of thems an ex tankie, does TA sigs now i think)
Yeah Airwave.... or Airwave Solutions they are changing it since o2 sold us for £2 Billion. Reasonably easy stuff - Terrestrial Trunk Radio - TETRA.

Pretty decent job - shame most of the management are spineless ex BT thrappers....
3 days, 2 nights, 7 off....... can't complain really!
 
#20
ex_monkey said:
I hate night shifts, I'm a traffic officer on the M6 through Cumbria and it's fcuking dead :(

Started at 10, on till 6, whats worse is that its my first shift of 6 :( :(
You fookers gave me 3 points and £60 fine..... :x

And for doing 80 mph on an empty M/way... never mind, have to pay for you lot somehow...!! :wink:
 

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