Night out in Windsor?

#1
I have to attend a stag do, on the same day as the AvN rugby (selfish cunt)

We are then heading out into Windsor for a night on the lash.

I've driven through Windsor, and watched a play there back in 1995 to keep a bint that I was nailing happy, bar that, my Windsor experience is zilch.

The lad organising the Stag do is from Hull, and has probably never been anywhere south of Nottingham, so I'm taking things into my own hands.....where's worth a look-in on a Sat night in Windsor.

We're not sight seeing, so anything gay like "the castle looks lurverly at night" will be blatantly ignored.

Cheers. Hopefully Spaz will be online for advice.
 
#2
Good night out mate. There is the King & Castle, funnily enough right by the castle. The old station has a couple of decent bars, just down from the old station is the arches which has a number of bars and clubs.

If you really fancy it there is a Liquid nightclub, a short walk from there. All the main locations of bars are within 5 minutes of each other.
 
#3
Cheers! Where's NOT to go? Anywhere we should readily avoid.....unless it's 5 mins past fight-o-clock.
 
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#5
Couldnt you persuade them to have the stag do at say 1900 then you will be able to get to the AvN have a few and then onwards and upwards to Her Maj's pile in Berks?

Edited for mong spelling
 

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#6
Maybe you could persuade the organiser to start in Twickenham and catch a game before heading off to Windsor.


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#9
Yep, King and Castle keeps a good pint of Abbot Ale. Being a Wetherspoons it's pretty cheap too.
 
#12
...where's worth a look-in on a Sat night in Windsor...
How old are you and what sort of night on the lash are you after? The arches are meant to be pretty good if you are in your 20s. There are loads of pubs/bars, both traditional and modern around town and a couple of nightclubs. There is also a lap-dancing club. A bonus is that nothing is very far from anywhere else. Plenty of restaurants too.
 
#13
Yep, King and Castle keeps a good pint of Abbot Ale. Being a Wetherspoons it's pretty cheap too.
The King and Castle does have good quality and choice in beer. The price is also value. The trouble starts after about the 3rd pint as the toilets are an expedition away.
 
#15
He's a 30 something drunken bum that will drink anything and lob his cock anywhere it's not wanted.
There are also some photos from a Christmas ARRSE meet that will prove that as well. The dirty scamp that he is.
 
#18
Whereas you are a paragon of virtue and self restraint?
Of course. Not once have I given "sexual favours" to the painters or contractors over the last 3 months to get my kitchen finished sooner.
 
#19
As already stated, the King and Castle is a decent enough pub, but don't underestimate the CFT to and from the bogs.

More importantly, at the end of the night, stagger about 200 yards downhill from the King & Castle to Ramsays Grill (on the corner of Thames Street) for the best kebab known to man.

They are even edible sober!
 
#20
Cheers! Where's NOT to go? Anywhere we should readily avoid.....unless it's 5 mins past fight-o-clock.
I would stay well away from Chicago rocks and the Windlesora which are next door to each other and is frequented by the resident battalion ie:-1st Bn Irish Guards who will be up for fight o'clock.

"All bar one" in the station complex and as mentioned before down under the arches are loads of clubs like yello etc !

Hope this helps mate.

ps: Please be quiet on your way home as i live in the vacinity of Liquids ;-)'
 
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