Night out in Windsor?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smudge67er, Mar 24, 2011.

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  1. I have to attend a stag do, on the same day as the AvN rugby (selfish cunt)

    We are then heading out into Windsor for a night on the lash.

    I've driven through Windsor, and watched a play there back in 1995 to keep a bint that I was nailing happy, bar that, my Windsor experience is zilch.

    The lad organising the Stag do is from Hull, and has probably never been anywhere south of Nottingham, so I'm taking things into my own hands.....where's worth a look-in on a Sat night in Windsor.

    We're not sight seeing, so anything gay like "the castle looks lurverly at night" will be blatantly ignored.

    Cheers. Hopefully Spaz will be online for advice.
  2. Good night out mate. There is the King & Castle, funnily enough right by the castle. The old station has a couple of decent bars, just down from the old station is the arches which has a number of bars and clubs.

    If you really fancy it there is a Liquid nightclub, a short walk from there. All the main locations of bars are within 5 minutes of each other.
  3. Cheers! Where's NOT to go? Anywhere we should readily avoid.....unless it's 5 mins past fight-o-clock.
  4. Only Chicago's, which looks deceivingly good from the outside but actually it's rammed with pikeys and you need a mortgage for a drink...
  5. Couldnt you persuade them to have the stag do at say 1900 then you will be able to get to the AvN have a few and then onwards and upwards to Her Maj's pile in Berks?

    Edited for mong spelling
  6. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Maybe you could persuade the organiser to start in Twickenham and catch a game before heading off to Windsor.

    Sent from my iPhone using the ARRSE application. No excuse for fat fingers. Learn to spell.
  7. Unfortunatley the tickets have alraedy been sqaured away for a day at the races, in Ascot.

  8. Well theres bound to be pelnyt of posh fanyn three. Keep an eye out for Kat Slater and her chums. I mean Middlearch.
  9. Yep, King and Castle keeps a good pint of Abbot Ale. Being a Wetherspoons it's pretty cheap too.
  10. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    "A Night out in Windsor" so not a gay porn film about ginger princes then?
  11. Get a fleet of Green Toyotas and hit Swindon!
  12. How old are you and what sort of night on the lash are you after? The arches are meant to be pretty good if you are in your 20s. There are loads of pubs/bars, both traditional and modern around town and a couple of nightclubs. There is also a lap-dancing club. A bonus is that nothing is very far from anywhere else. Plenty of restaurants too.
  13. The King and Castle does have good quality and choice in beer. The price is also value. The trouble starts after about the 3rd pint as the toilets are an expedition away.
  14. He's a 30 something drunken bum that will drink anything and lob his cock anywhere it's not wanted.
  15. There are also some photos from a Christmas ARRSE meet that will prove that as well. The dirty scamp that he is.