Nigerians join the US Marine Corp!!!!!

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  1. After a long day in the office I came home to this in my in box ........

    "Dear XXXXXXXX,

    I am Captain Brian James of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace
    –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.On the 23rd of February 2007, we were
    alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb
    not
    too far from Karbala here in Iraq . After Immediate intervention,
    we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed
    leaving
    seven (7) injured.

    In the process of Investigation they confessed being rebels for late
    Ayman
    al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their
    camp.
    Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including
    some
    boxes among which two contains suspected Chemical weapons, one filled
    with
    hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US
    dollars amounting to $7.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent
    officers
    counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

    I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who
    would
    receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for
    me
    up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise
    to
    give you 14% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you
    wish to have as your percentage in this business..

    Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job
    with
    the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission. Contact me through my
    personal
    email: captbrianjames-usmarine@earthlink.net

    Sincere regards,

    Capt.Brian James."

    Now I could do with the extra cash but I think www.419eater.com would have more fun with this :pissedoff:
     
  2. Hmmmm.

    I take it that he wasn't one of them
     
  3. Forward it to www.419eater.com

    They are experts at dealing with these people. And it's f*cking funny reading the correspondence....
     
  4. Tell him to keep the money, but that you want half of the coke.

    Or alternatively ask him some bone questions about the USMC, and see what his answers are, could be funny.

    T_T
     
  5. I should ask him if he found the map stuck up some ones arrse and if George Clooney is his bestest mate.
     
  6. Do these fcuking Nigerians think we have just got off the nearest banana boat?

    Hello xxxxxxx

    My name is Chief N'Bollox of Gateshead. I have just inherited 2 Billion Dollars and if you send me 14% I will let you have all of it to put in your bank account...................

    Go back to the mud hut and cholera, bozo!
     
  7. Do these fcuking Nigerians think we have just got off the nearest banana boat?

    Hello xxxxxxx

    My name is Chief N'Bollox of Gateshead. I have just inherited 2 Billion Dollars and if you send me 14% I will let you have all of it to put in your bank account...................

    Go back to the mud hut and cholera, bozo!
     
  8. Hang on!.. this could be part of the $ 12 billion that the US Government can't account for, lost in Iraq, the cash they flew in in shrink wrapped packages and gave to the Iraqis to pay off [ sorry, fund ] special charitable tasks and other such efforts...

    you could get a medal/citation/hand shake from Dubya for helping to recover this lost trove...

    Better act fast as I understand that the US Intel monitor soldiers blogs/e-mails these days to make sure they aren't disparaging official policy and blabbing about ' atrocities' to the leftist media..

    This USMC laddie better work fast to move the merchandise before he gets sent up on charges of not offering a split to his CO first...
     
  9. One possible reply ....................


    Capt.Brian James,

    My Name is Mohamad Ali Elvis Hussian of the DurkaDurkastan Islamic Army of Peace. You have stolen our money and drugs you pig dog! You have murdered our brothers in arms and as Myrters they will p!ss on you son's of dogs and make fvck with you sheep and sell your woman to life of slave.
    You think we eat and sh!t sand Brian? we have trained IT spys in 1st line support in India who have traced you pig dogs to Nigerian IP!!!! Who is laughing now pork eating heathen Mmmmwawawawawawahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Please leave your Hummer with our loot and the engine running out side Lagos Airport infedel swine!

    Have a Nice Day

    Mo x
     
  10. Money on the way to you check your PM.

    Oh crap what do you mean its a sc..........
     
  11. Camping in a suburb? WTF? Oh the visions... I'm in bits here, help me out!
     
  12. Ta Muchly!!