Nigerian walt

#1
Another Nigerian scam email, from 'Basra'.

Please pardon me, as I am aware that this is not a conventional way of
relaying an important massage such as this. I did try without success
to
locate either your contact address or fax number and as such, I
resorted
in contacting you via email

My name is Mr Ronald Al-Baker a British Soldier, I am presently
attached
to a security company in Iraq, and i am assigned with the 1st Armored
Division (Basra)in here in Iraq,as you know we are being attacked by
insurgents on daily basis coupled with IED (Improvised explosive
device)explosives we encounter almost every day.This has been
responsible
for the loss of US and British Soldiers more that combat
confrontations.

After the fall of Saddam Husein, We discovered various amount of funds
running into Millions of Dollars which we returned to the new Iraqi
Government.However, when the situation became critical and We began to
loose soldiers on daily basis,I decided to keep some funds we
discovered
just to help our family in case we dint make it out of Iraq alive. The
total amount in my custody is US$7.5 Million dollars in cash, all in
100
dollar bills.

I now want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us
and
keep our share .I will have 80%.while You will have to keep 20%.All you
have to do is just help us receive this funds when we have them moved
out
of Iraq.

As you know,Iraq is a war zone,and movement of such an amount can be
difficult,but just to make things clear to you, We plan using our
diplomatic immunity to move these funds concealed in two silver boxes
to
Canada,Australia or any other safe location where we have freight
immunity
access.

If you find it in your heart to help, I will send you the full
details,
my job is to find a good partner that i can trust and that will assist
me
in investing the funds till we come out of this war.

Can I trust you When you receive this Funds?, kindly send me know in
an
e-mail,signifying your interest including your telephone/fax numbers
,your office or residential address,for quick communication .

NOTE:This Transaction is risk free,and the boxes can be shipped out
within
48hrs after we have both agreed to carry out this venture.

Respectfully yours,

Ronald Al-Baker
 
#2
cometcatcher said:
Another Nigerian scam email, from 'Basra'.

Please pardon me, as I am aware that this is not a conventional way of
relaying an important massage such as this. I did try without success
to
locate either your contact address or fax number and as such, I
resorted
in contacting you via email

My name is Mr Ronald Al-Baker a British Soldier, I am presently
attached
to a security company in Iraq, and i am assigned with the 1st Armored
Division (Basra)in here in Iraq,as you know we are being attacked by
insurgents on daily basis coupled with IED (Improvised explosive
device)explosives we encounter almost every day.This has been
responsible
for the loss of US and British Soldiers more that combat
confrontations.

After the fall of Saddam Husein, We discovered various amount of funds
running into Millions of Dollars which we returned to the new Iraqi
Government.However, when the situation became critical and We began to
loose soldiers on daily basis,I decided to keep some funds we
discovered
just to help our family in case we dint make it out of Iraq alive. The
total amount in my custody is US$7.5 Million dollars in cash, all in
100
dollar bills.

I now want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us
and
keep our share .I will have 80%.while You will have to keep 20%.All you
have to do is just help us receive this funds when we have them moved
out
of Iraq.

As you know,Iraq is a war zone,and movement of such an amount can be
difficult,but just to make things clear to you, We plan using our
diplomatic immunity to move these funds concealed in two silver boxes
to
Canada,Australia or any other safe location where we have freight
immunity
access.

If you find it in your heart to help, I will send you the full
details,
my job is to find a good partner that i can trust and that will assist
me
in investing the funds till we come out of this war.

Can I trust you When you receive this Funds?, kindly send me know in
an
e-mail,signifying your interest including your telephone/fax numbers
,your office or residential address,for quick communication .

NOTE:This Transaction is risk free,and the boxes can be shipped out
within
48hrs after we have both agreed to carry out this venture.

Respectfully yours,

Ronald Al-Baker

and a chav?
 
#3
Sounds good unless Op PLUNDER gets lucky!

You would have thought he might have researched a little and maybe came up with a less obvious name for a Tw'at than Roland Al-Baker, maybe like Maurice Mennie.
 
#6
one-flew-over said:
Sounds good unless Op PLUNDER gets lucky!

You would have thought he might have researched a little and maybe came up with a less obvious name for a Tw'at than Roland Al-Baker, maybe like Maurice Mennie.
Don't be silly... Even the Nigerians know that Maurice is a Walt! :viking:
 
#7
A Nigerian Walt? You mean someone who would actually pretend to be a Nigerian?

I think someone needs to wrestle that crack-pipe from your hands and sit you down in the fresh air...
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#8
Ask the tosser how big his silver boxes are for the $7.5m in hundreds, then maybe enquire how a squaddie gets access to diplomatic pouches?

"Dear Mr. MacBaker..."
 
#9
TheIronDuke said:
Ask the tosser how big his silver boxes are for the $7.5m in hundreds, then maybe enquire how a squaddie gets access to diplomatic pouches?

"Dear Mr. MacBaker..."
About 750 litres capacity, so two at 1m x 75cm x 50cm would cover it. Pity the poor sod carrying the pouch :D



Then again, could organise an Arrse Basra crawl. No doubt a couple of the camp-followers could smuggle them without problem :wink:
 
#10
I think this may be a scam.
You should only trust the e mails from Nigerian barristers.
 

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