Nigerian spam opportunity

[mechanicalhorsetrough]

Der Yetti,
wow cuz, yews is tripin and luckie, coz urs emale cood of gun anyware. Bruv -sisda, sends me urs muney I will lick afta it foors ya. I luv kids innit, I lucked afta my 24 bruvs and sisdas wile me muvver woz robin us food, she guts us fryed chicun.
cor cansa, dats bitchin, yews is sow un-luckie, but v braav, coz you lasts dis long innit. cun yews sends me £1000 in £1’s coz I nead to poot muneys in da meeta to heet me bruvs und sisdas day iz so cold innit. Pittay urs husbund dyed, coz he woz a docta, woz he like a curin docta or woz he like Docta Oow on da telly?
can I haves da monay now sows I can pay da rent, me muvva has spent it on da weed.
Luvs Christal Clear

 

[loofkar]

My gf just received this:

ssalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh,

My name is Aisha Gaddafi the only biological Daughter of Late Colonel Mohammad Muammar Gaddafi, Libyan formal President.

I'm a Widow with three Children, presently living in Oman as a refugee with my three children, i have been under political asylum protection by the Government of Oman however, I have an investment funds deposited in the bank by my late father using my name as next of kin which i want to entrust on you as i have been commissioned by the Bank to present an interested investment manager/partner to represent me in the bank with an authorization letter to receive the fund from the bank for investment project in your country or your company due to my refugee status here in Oman.

Please in the name of Allah/God, I hope to hear from you for more details if you're interested,

Here my email: aisha208g@gmail.com

Warmest regards

Mrs Aisha Gaddafi

 

[Goatman]

@mechanicalhorsetrough - given that you posted on a Tuesday, I have to all-too-soberly say:
that's the worst pastiche of dumb mofo text-ese I have ever seen disgrace these hallowed halls.

Loof- Tell your GF this particular Aisha is short-changing her....back when she had taken up residence in Burkina Faso she had 30Kg of SOLID GOLD concealed about her person.....what happened to it uh ?
( penniless kuffirs need to kno......)

She should immediately write back to the Widow Gaddaffi extending an invitation to come and stay.
It would be a small matter of depositing a mere CHF 1,000000 in the bank account in Berne appended below.......

Mrs. Aisha El Gaddafi Advance Fee Scams Being Sent by Online Scammers

The fake Mrs. Aisha El Gaddafi email below is a scam. Recipients are asked to delete it and should not follow the instructions i...

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[mechanicalhorsetrough]

@mechanicalhorsetrough - given that you posted on a Tuesday, I have to all-too-soberly say:
that's the worst pastiche of dumb mofo text-ese I have ever seen disgrace these hallowed halls.

Yeah, it was pretty bad, it encompassed just about everything I hate about British teenagers trying to talk like American’s, text speak, slang, poor grammar and a thorough destruction of the English language. I guess you could say I hated my own post!

 

[loofkar]

Aisha is short-changing her....back when she had taken up residence in Burkina Faso she had 30Kg of SOLID GOLD concealed about her person.....what happened to it uh ?

as long as it's not concealed in her person

 

[Taffwob]

Der Yetti,
wow cuz, yews is tripin and luckie, coz urs emale cood of gun anyware. Bruv -sisda, sends me urs muney I will lick afta it foors ya. I luv kids innit, I lucked afta my 24 bruvs and sisdas wile me muvver woz robin us food, she guts us fryed chicun.
cor cansa, dats bitchin, yews is sow un-luckie, but v braav, coz you lasts dis long innit. cun yews sends me £1000 in £1’s coz I nead to poot muneys in da meeta to heet me bruvs und sisdas day iz so cold innit. Pittay urs husbund dyed, coz he woz a docta, woz he like a curin docta or woz he like Docta Oow on da telly?
can I haves da monay now sows I can pay da rent, me muvva has spent it on da weed.
Luvs Christal Clear

That made me want to suck air through my teeth in disgust.

 

[Whiskybreath]

If you want to enjoy giving these people a 'waste of time' bonus by baiting them, carry on; they're in it for the long game, and it pays. It's a major industry in Nigeria and a few other states on the West coast of Africa. It's also high on the income levels of residents of Thamesmead, in London, where a large number are of Nigerian extraction. The '419' scam is still extracting millions from greedy suckers, mostly in the US, but the most worrying is the 'lonely spinster' scam, which has destroyed many a lonely spinster. These aren't victim-free crimes. If and when caught, they should have the book thrown, but sadly it doesn't seem to happen much, and when it does, the publicity is minimal.

 

[mechanicalhorsetrough]

My gf just received this:

ssalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh,

My name is Aisha Gaddafi the only biological Daughter of Late Colonel Mohammad Muammar Gaddafi, Libyan formal President.

I'm a Widow with three Children, presently living in Oman as a refugee with my three children, i have been under political asylum protection by the Government of Oman however, I have an investment funds deposited in the bank by my late father using my name as next of kin which i want to entrust on you as i have been commissioned by the Bank to present an interested investment manager/partner to represent me in the bank with an authorization letter to receive the fund from the bank for investment project in your country or your company due to my refugee status here in Oman.

Please in the name of Allah/God, I hope to hear from you for more details if you're interested,

Here my email: aisha208g@gmail.com

Warmest regards

Mrs Aisha Gaddafi

Because every ex-dictators daughter needs to entrust a person from the country that helped to depose and kill your own father!

 

[RBMK]

It seems that I have just won a million dollar prize.

I'm inviting all my arrse friends to share in my good fortune:

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