Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by zither, Jun 19, 2013.
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No more Nigella Lawson jokes, they are wrong and everyone should get a grip.
I've thought of choking her a few times but not with my hands
And .... breath
So, Mr. Saatchi, what's your advice for handling women?
"You should always go at them full throttle".
What did Saatchi buy Nigella for her birthday?
A diamond choker of course.
Is she subscrided to the DIGITal BBC service,
She cant remember her Husbands name " I know his face, however his name, just beats me"
The face rings a bell?
Nigella: Darling, do you think I have a goiter?
Cunt: Let me have a feel. Bear with me my sweet.
Nigella: Stop, you're hurting me!
Cunt: Its all right my love, if I squeeze tightly it will expunge itself out of your ear.
Nigella: that's OK then, but excuse me if my eyes tear up.
It seems Nigella is feeling a little strangled in this relationship.
I always thought Nigella Lawson was perfect, she has the looks, the rack and can cook !!
Imagine how devastated I was to realise she had a listening problem !!
Separate names with a comma.