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Nigella: Darling, do you think I have a goiter?
****: Let me have a feel. Bear with me my sweet.
Nigella: Stop, you're hurting me!
****: Its all right my love, if I squeeze tightly it will expunge itself out of your ear.
Nigella: that's OK then, but excuse me if my eyes tear up.