Nigella Lawson



Is she subscrided to the DIGITal BBC service,

She cant remember her Husbands name " I know his face, however his name, just beats me"
Nigella: Darling, do you think I have a goiter?
Cunt: Let me have a feel. Bear with me my sweet.
Nigella: Stop, you're hurting me!
Cunt: Its all right my love, if I squeeze tightly it will expunge itself out of your ear.
Nigella: that's OK then, but excuse me if my eyes tear up.
I always thought Nigella Lawson was perfect, she has the looks, the rack and can cook !!

Imagine how devastated I was to realise she had a listening problem !!
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