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Nigella Lawson - Goddess or Goose?

Nigella Lawson - would you?


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#1
I am at present watching the delightful Ms Lawson cook Crimble din dins on BBC2 - As I sit here at work, I am almost fully Turgid at the thought of rubbing my man mess all over her snorkers and Cunnilimbus. :lick:

Would like to see what everyone else thinks of her!!

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Biscuits_AB

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#2
I get a small map of Italy down the inside of me keks everytime she appears on the box.

I would shag that until either she or I died.
 
#9
Random_Task said:
A friend of mine once said of Nigella:

"I'd like to lie under a glass table, and watch her sh!t all over it just so I could see her ar$ehole in action"
I may know your friend. From Bristol is he?

I'd smash her up. Gobby bitch though she'd need a bit of a shoeing first.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#10
Random_Task said:
A friend of mine once said of Nigella:

"I'd like to lie under a glass table, and watch her sh!t all over it just so I could see her ar$ehole in action"
:rofl:
 
#14
She is extraordinarily sensual, its not just her looks, but her coy glances and sultry voice. She's a Goddess alright, unless she's got a nine inch schwad cunningly tucked between her legs, I reckon she's practically perfect.
 
#19
FieldDiscipline said:
Random_Task said:
A friend of mine once said of Nigella:

"I'd like to lie under a glass table, and watch her sh!t all over it just so I could see her ar$ehole in action"
I may know your friend. From Bristol is he?

I'd smash her up. Gobby bitch though she'd need a bit of a shoeing first.
He's an Irishman, and a ginger to boot!
 
#20
Yes, yes, yes, again and again and again. She is a dead-set fcuking goddess. It would be like diving into a big soft goose-down quilt.

On another note, has she slimmed down a bit? Or do the photos just flatter her. She certainly used to be a bit porky around the mid-section.

Just her and me and a big tun of chocolate mouse ...

retread2 (slightly aroused)
 

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