Nigella Lawson - Goddess or Goose?

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  1. I am at present watching the delightful Ms Lawson cook Crimble din dins on BBC2 - As I sit here at work, I am almost fully Turgid at the thought of rubbing my man mess all over her snorkers and Cunnilimbus. :lick:

    Would like to see what everyone else thinks of her!!

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  2. I get a small map of Italy down the inside of me keks everytime she appears on the box.

    I would shag that until either she or I died.
  3. Goddess or Goose

    Definately goose her all night and cover those norks in meiktila fat!
  4. Double entendres, or what?

  5. I so would!!!
  6. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    How can it be anything but goddess? Gorgeous and a sense of humour. I'm in luvvvvve :D
  7. I think I just came watching her in a tight black dress fondling a Turkey.
  8. A friend of mine once said of Nigella:

    "I'd like to lie under a glass table, and watch her sh!t all over it just so I could see her ar$ehole in action"
  9. I may know your friend. From Bristol is he?

    I'd smash her up. Gobby bitch though she'd need a bit of a shoeing first.
  10. :rofl:
  11. As Paladin would say 'I'd bang her until the nieghbours complained about the smell'!!! :lick:
  12. She can play with my giblets anytime she wants!


    I could insert a smutty joke about tossing her salad here but I won't.......
  13. Dumplings anyone ???


    marks out of two...

    ... Id give her one, TWICE!
  14. She is extraordinarily sensual, its not just her looks, but her coy glances and sultry voice. She's a Goddess alright, unless she's got a nine inch schwad cunningly tucked between her legs, I reckon she's practically perfect.
  15. She's a goddess. I'd goose her!