Nigella Express

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by Litotes, Jul 6, 2009.

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  1. I have just noticed that Nigella is on BBC2. She was whisking up an alcoholic syllabub first thing in the morning, which meant lots of sideway smouldering glances (she was, of course, in her silk dressing gown) and lots of suggestive talk about cream, and making the mixture stiff and firm.

    I am off-line for the next 30 minutes. She's doing something or other to a monkfish! :D

  2. My wife thinks i actually like watching the cooking!!


    Although, having biught Mrs S all her books, some of the recipes are excellent
  3. I'm afraid that as pleasing on the eye as Nigella is, I prefer the very very pleasant Rachel Allen-!-4942/Cookery/&h=299&w=350&sz=16&tbnid=E53UPvGc6x7cIM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drachel%2Ballen&hl=en&usg=__nrKOcFyicm3wJSgxBDpTARdNaXg=&ei=G_9SSo3CJt_MjAf2kvSUCQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=5&ct=image
  4. Only problem with this programme is the 'setup for TV' scenes like the 'getting up early' scene I noticed she had managed to 'wake up' with perfectly combed hair and full trowel-on... Why couldn't she wake up like 99.9% of most women do and stagger down stairs into the kitchen whilst pulling on dressing gown but leaving it unfastened with one nork hanging out and patches of dried on Harry Monk round her face wondering why her arse is sore ?
  5. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    I am torn between Ms Allen and Nigella! Could try both and report back.....
  6. Nigella is truly amazing - see her lick trifle off her fingers. what a prick teaser I reckon her audience is 95% male - my wife wonders why I love her cooking but can't be arsed with Delia !
  7. "Let's be having ya"!
  8. Oooh, yes, I quite agree, I can just imagine her hair spread across my goose-down pillows, while she gasps rhythmically as never mind, it'll never happen. Sigh.
  9. And perhaps the sausage could 'accidentally' squirt milky-white fat on her downy upper lip, which she then licks off as slowly as possible...