Nigella - Caption Competition!

#2
Nigella: George!, my word,they let any cnut in nowadays
 
#5
Nigella couldn't wait for the monkey to let her go, so that she could get airtight with the chefs
 
#6
GB: Arent you that gopping over rated trollop with a complete woodclanger for an old man?

NL: "suggestive spoon lick"

GB: Bore off you minging c unt.

NL: Well it got the desperados on arrse hot *sulks*

GB: Well lets face it they're a gang of p1ss flaps who fall for the slightest provocation... hardly raising the dead is it you old nail... please kill yourself
 
#9
Nigella: "So 30 minutes in a moderate oven and your complete cnut should be ready, meanwhile, here's one I prepared earlier".
 
#10
GB: So what you cooking for me tonight hun?

Nigella THINKS: You choked on a fcuking pretzel you retard, so should be ice cream or something.....then remebers the British Troops who love her and keep her TV ratings up......

NIGELLA SAYS:Salmon to start and then, Chicken on the bone George with medley of grapes and fruits of the seasons served with nuts for pud.
 
#13
Isnt one of us the child of a money grabbing, power crazed ex politician? Oh i forgot we both are...
 
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#15
Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
 
#18
Nigella (thinks): "I'm having his watch... buggre, too late!"
 
#20
"I have visited your capital Lagos, Madame President!"

"Sir, this is Nigella, not Nigeria!"

"Well she has a black woman's arrse...how was I to know..."
 
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