Nigella 6 weeks from being single.

Well Nigella will be back on the market in 6 weeks, now how do I go about wooing her?
Going on her form you'll need about a gazillion quid.

Or a cricket bat.
Can do the cake, might be a bit short on the money stakes, but I don't mind being a kept man.
I'd diet Dom her, and get her so skinny and weak she couldn't open the fridge for her fat-laden midnight snacks.

I would also make her shave her head daily, before making her wear a wig made from her own hair.
I think she's turned to the other side.... Thats all i can think! she's not answering my texts at all...bugger.....
I "came" across her on My Free Cams..or so I thought. For a few weeks I had been chatting to Nigella, but the image was not too great..but she showed me her bum crack and so on. It was not until I discovered that you can go full screen that I realised I had been beating off to her father, Nigel!
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