Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by littlelizard, Sep 20, 2006.

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  1. Just wanted to stick my head round the corner and say hi to everyone. Being a bit of a techno ignoramous, I have only just found this site! Been quite amused by sme of the posts already so thought I would lose my cherry and introduce myself. :D
  2. Welcome the the party, littlelizard. :D :D :D

    Don't lend Dogface any money!

  3. Ello littlelizard,

    Give me your boots son and I'll bull them for you for a fiver

 where's that can of pledge? :D
  4. and do me a favor fella, nip over to LAD and ask them for left handed screwdriver....
  5. I need a new spirit level bubble. Can you go to SQMS's and sign one out.
  6. Hope as the new guy somebody mentioned the first round is on you.......

    Welcome and enjoy
  7. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Can you pop down to QM(T) and get me a long weight?
  8. Can you hop down to tech and get a bag of tappet clearances :?

    or if att Scots DG some tartan paint
  9. Couldn't pop to the LAD and ask them for some star shaped Fallopian tubes for my rover could you?
  10. ...and some sparks for the grinder.
  11. sorry to disappoint you but that is actualy possible so it wont work.
  12. don't forget to go to the NAAFI and ask if the tarts are ready yet
  13. oh and welcome
  14. Oh, and a bucket of steam from the cookhouse.
  15. Once you're clear of your LAD tasks, the Boss wants you to get him the indoor grenade range key....

    Welcome! Let me be the first person to be offensive to you for no good reason - W@NKER!