Come across this website after hearing about the Grays Lane incident, wonder if an old sod like me is allowed to participate? Sober version.. 3 years in Army .. spent most of my time viciously attacking fodens witha fully armed red lead paintbrush, occassionaly skirmished the vehicle park with a "Long" (broom). spent more than my share of time in the guard house, both on stag and errmmm relaxing at the OC's pleasure. However did take part in the defence of Nisi beach against those dastardly DANCON guys , and patrolled with vigour Regina Street in Nicosia. Also got to fly with those smashing chaps in the RAF and their Chinooks.. Nice guys - crap pilots !! Drunk version .. Was in every single battle the Army has ever fought, arriving 3 years before hostilities broke out and single handedly took out an entire division of the enemy with my mess tin, I have been awarded every single medal that Britain has got but you cant read the citations as they will be classified forever.