Nicole Scherzinger's Arrse

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  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I would lick up my own spaff off of her arrse.
  3. Truly the most magnificent thing since boil in the bag curry in 24hr ORP.
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  4. That's no qualification as you'd lick it off your own if you could reach! But why should you when you have dale to do it for you.
  5. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    To be honest I'd lick a donkeys spaff off her arrse. Although she is affected and craply American I'd lick her anus until it became sore and unusable, then I'd make soup from the athletes foot scrapings I'd lick off her feet.

    In fact, I'd suck off Lewis Hamilton just to see if he still had some of her residue under his helmet.
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  6. Is that it? I knew you weren't really MDN you fucking hermer.

    MDN Walt!
  7. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Pop over to the Celbrity Tit thread
    Theres a nip slip and a front view.

    No wonder Hamilton was driving his car like a dodgem having sen it i the flesh.
    Mind if she'll shag a boring little cunt like that there's hope for all of us.
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  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She is on some sort of diet, so that's out the window.
  9. Looks like she sat on a park bench that has just been painted
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  10. jibber
    gotta give it to you mate super pic but wish I was the lucky git who put on that body paint
  11. A low man fat diet?
  12. Did you just use the word "Super?"
  13. oops sorry jibber meant to say .......f......g brilliant
  14. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I'd certainly smash her back & front doors in any day of the week except Wednesdays....

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