allegedly, wee nippy was enjoying a bit of fun with the female French Ambassador when they were disturbed by a maid entering the room. Allegedly, wee nippy threw an iron at the maid, missed and broke a window. Wee nippy developed covid and the cheese eating surrender monkey got a promotionDoes anyone know what this Balmoral incident is? Because it appears that google doesnt.
Almost. Go back and read post 11,882 for the alleged original version.allegedly, wee nippy was enjoying a bit of fun with the female French Ambassador when they were disturbed by a maid entering the room. Allegedly, wee nippy threw an iron at the maid, missed and broke a window. Wee nippy developed covid and the cheese eating surrender monkey got a promotion
Vogue. Complained during fashion mag photoshoot that her wardrobe gets as many remarks as her words
the bloody women in my all family love to gossip (I know thats a shocker ) and one their favourite topics is how despicable Nicola sturgeon is and how close she is to being ousted due to things they hear and read in the dark corners of the internet. (wishful thinking)
one of their favourite stories is that Sturgeon is a secret Lesbian and last year she caught her (late) Girlfriend, the French Ambassador, Catherine Colonna , in bed with another woman in the Balmoral Hotel in Edinburgh, and it ended up in a cat fight and Sturgeon smashing a window when she threw an iron. Allegedly the Police attended and covered it up - I really don't know what to think of this story and was wondering if anyone else had heard similar?
Can Krankie get 4 Bratwurts inside her lover?Some people may scoff and ask why would such a Frenchwoman, who is not remarkably ugly (especially after a bottle or two of le vin rouge), would lower her standards to munch the rug of Krankie.
I believe I have an answer that, while not stating for sure than the two are ******* each other over a can of irn bru and shortbread biscuits, makes it theoretically possible: the fish that talks pish has a hairstyle that closely resembles a Wehrmacht Stahlhelm, and history teaches us that the French 'ladies' can't resist a bit of German sausage.
ShergarI beg to differ!
Catherine Colonna named in reshuffle where newly re-elected French president will call the shots on foreign policy and defencewww.telegraph.co.uk
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