Nicola Sturgeon - whither the SNP

[Werewolf]

The thought of being sexually harassed by Ms Black nearly brought my breakfast back up...

You're an utter b@stard for putting that image in my head!

 

[buggrit]

You may think I'm joking, but for many of them, voting for the Snazi party gets back at "the Brits" and that, in their tiny (often Buckfast soaked) brains, is a good thing.

I think the majority of the Cult are made up of that buckie swilling, dirty grey jog pants from Sports Direct wearing, never worked a day in their life, know every trick in the book for some extra benefits, jakey type you see everywhere with a soggy rolly hanging out their mouths, telling everyone how "the fcuking English" are the source of all their lifes problems.
They all hang out in each others grotty flats, bouncing off of each other about how amazing their Scottish Queen is, yet 99% of them have never travelled more than 50 miles from where they were born.

Another large majority of the Cult, for some reason I dont understand, are foreign types, even English folks that now live in Scotland.

 

[gorillaguts981]

They can get organised occasionally. They got down as far as Derby during one bout of unpleasantness.

 

[eyehave]

They can get organised occasionally. They got down as far as Derby during one bout of unpleasantness.

And on the way home they stopped in Dumfries and stole all the shoes.

 

[eyehave]

Not sure why any those figures come as a surprise?

Can't speak for the area you refer too, however, I come from North Lanarkshire and as I've previously pointed out, a significant number of my so called fellow citizens would be more than happy to see the tri colour flying above the cooncil buildings.

You may think I'm joking, but for many of them, voting for the Snazi party gets back at "the Brits" and that, in their tiny (often Buckfast soaked) brains, is a good thing.

Strangely enough, no one in the circles I move in shares the same sentiment.

I’m surprised that a Union Jack waving electorate are voting (FPP seats) for an anti union party.
I get the anti Tory cohort but other flavours are available as shown by the low number of SNP in the list and council votes.
It makes me wonder what really wins the vote, 3 SNP MPs and the 5 SNP constituency MSPs are all female, which makes me think they may have captured the female voters.
In Northern Ireland the areas displaying the Union flag don’t vote Sinn Fein.

 

[Seadog]

I think the majority of the Cult are made up of that buckie swilling, dirty grey jog pants from Sports Direct wearing, never worked a day in their life, know every trick in the book for some extra benefits, jakey type you see everywhere with a soggy rolly hanging out their mouths, telling everyone how "the fcuking English" are the source of all their lifes problems.
They all hang out in each others grotty flats, bouncing off of each other about how amazing their Scottish Queen is, yet 99% of them have never travelled more than 50 miles from where they were born.

Another large majority of the Cult, for some reason I dont understand, are foreign types, even English folks that now live in Scotland.

I proposed a similar characterisation of Cultists recently.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/scottish-politics-thread.226368/page-3046#post-10589395

They'll tell you that Scotland is 'smart enough' because we built the modern world. No you Buckie quaffing Jakey bastards, you didn't. A totally different type of Scot did, long ago.

 

[Werewolf]

I think the majority of the Cult are made up of that buckie swilling, dirty grey jog pants from Sports Direct wearing, never worked a day in their life, know every trick in the book for some extra benefits, jakey type you see everywhere with a soggy rolly hanging out their mouths, telling everyone how "the fcuking English" are the source of all their lifes problems.
They all hang out in each others grotty flats, bouncing off of each other about how amazing their Scottish Queen is, yet 99% of them have never travelled more than 50 miles from where they were born.

Another large majority of the Cult, for some reason I dont understand, are foreign types, even English folks that now live in Scotland.

Harsh, but fair.

 

[BingtheMing]

And on the way home they stopped in Dumfries and stole all the shoes.

As brilliantly told by the Big Yin himself

 

[Dafty duck]

And in a dramatic turn of events...and yes, I know it's upside down...

 

[brettarider]

And here's her sister involved in a ponzi scheme and flying around the globe during g lock down for non essential work...1 rule for one Go getter Gill gives her career a complete makeover

And just like that the article is pulled, Click on the link and page no longer found if you think they arent suppressing the media then think again.

 

[eyehave]

They'll tell you that Scotland is 'smart enough' because we built the modern world. No you Buckie quaffing Jakey bastards, you didn't. A totally different type of Scot did, long ago.

These are the exploited individuals who suffer from poor education, poor housing, poor health, low self esteem, low life expectancy, collapsed family units, single parents most of whom are struggling with alcohol and drug problems. Being led by a wealthy middle class that will survive in an Independent Scotland. The lot of the exploited won’t change, but for some reason there is a belief they will be happy.

 

[Auld-Yin]

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And in a dramatic turn of events...and yes, I know it's upside down...

Well, she is in distress!

 

[brettarider]

Just so it doesnt go missing again Go getter Gill gives her career a complete makeover

 

[Electromagnetic]

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This really hasn't been a good couple of weeks for the SNP....

ETA: Suggestions that Bully Blackford has attempted to sweep this under the carpet with "forced" arbitration.

FETA: Now suggestions that Mhairi Black is involved......

It seems "touch and go" for the SNP...

 

[Seadog]

These are the exploited individuals who suffer from poor education, poor housing, poor health, low self esteem, low life expectancy, collapsed family units, single parents most of whom are struggling with alcohol and drug problems. Being led by a wealthy middle class that will survive in an Independent Scotland. The lot of the exploited won’t change, but for some reason there is a belief they will be happy.

Plenty of keyboard time to make near endless social media posts idolising their leader Sturgeon and telling her how much they adore her, punctuated by lots of saltire emojis. It's like being bukakked with stupid.

She never answers.

 

[HCL]

These are the exploited individuals who suffer from poor education, poor housing, poor health, low self esteem, low life expectancy, collapsed family units, single parents most of whom are struggling with alcohol and drug problems. Being led by a wealthy middle class that will survive in an Independent Scotland. The lot of the exploited won’t change, but for some reason there is a belief they will be happy.

Nailed it.

 

[brettarider]

 

[Union Jack]

South Lanarkshire was discussed a few pages ago as a Union Jack waving community. Who gets their votes at Westminster, Holyrood and locally?

For the avoidance of doubt, I'd just like to point out that they never touched me.

Jack

 

[Swan Song]

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And in a dramatic turn of events...and yes, I know it's upside down...

Hannibal Lector, the Scottish Years.

 

[Auld-Yin]

For the avoidance of doubt, I'd just like to point out that they never touched me.

Jack

You're all right then Jack?