Nicola Sturgeon - whither the SNP

[AsterixTG]

She doesn't forget me...

Ah, yeah - calls you 'Suzuki'.

Two Stroke.

 

[Richard Headicus]

Edinburgh Trams was firmly at the feet of the Labour controlled council rather than central government

Amended my original post. Cheers.

 

[eyehave]

Happens to me all the time......

It would be her first

 

[Themanwho]

After watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?

Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place

All I can say to that is you are a man of a stouter disposition than I. The only way I'd agree to fcuk Wee Nippy is to call in a fire mission on her.

 

[Union Jack]

After watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?

Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place

I can't help feeling that it's a bit "below the belt" to bring the contents of my underwear drawer into your fantasy.....

Jack

 

[Mufulira42]

Smelling her stinky finger yesterday did it smell of French perfume? View attachment 554336

Toilet paper too thin!

 

[History_Man]

Ah, yeah - calls you 'KitKat'.

Four Fingers

A minor but important edit. FoC.

 

[johnboyzzz]

After watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?

Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place

She would, you would be walking funny for weeks afterwards

 

[History_Man]

She would, you would be walking funny for weeks afterwards

 

[dogmeat]

Must be weird having a parliament where Labour can legitimately take the high ground.

s/weird/depressing

 

[Electromagnetic]

From an unrelated article by Lord Sumption:

"Democracy is inherently fragile. We have an idea that it’s a very robust system. But democracies have existed for about 150 years. In this country, I think you could say that they existed from the second half of the of the 19th century — they are not the norm. Democracies were regarded in ancient times as inherently self-destructive ways of government. Because, said Aristotle, democracies naturally turn themselves into tyranny. Because the populace will always be a sucker for a demagogue who will turn himself into an absolute ruler…

“Now, it is quite remarkable that Aristotle’s gloomy predictions about the fate of democracies have been falsified by the experience of the West ever since the beginning of democracy. And I think one needs to ask why that is. In my view, the reason is this: Aristotle was basically right about the tendencies, but we have managed to avoid it by a shared political culture of restraint. And this culture of restraint, which because it depends on the collective mentality of our societies, is extremely fragile, quite easy to destroy and extremely difficult to recreate.”

The article itself was more to do with people tiring of prolonged restrictions and the way in which decisions have been made. Lord Sumption: civil disobedience has begun - UnHerd

 

[Sexton Blake]

After watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?

Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place

You don't sing God Save the Queen in that situation.

For the full effect you have to sing ' I'm a naughty Tory'. That would have her bucking like a bronco.

Former MP 'chanted I'm a naughty Tory after sexually assaulting woman'

A former Conservative MP chanted “I’m a naughty Tory” after sexually assaulting a woman and chasing her around the kitchen to try to slap her bottom, a court heard.

www.standard.co.uk

 

[Mick9abf]

You don't sing God Save the Queen in that situation.

For the full effect you have to sing ' I'm a naughty Tory'. That would have her bucking like a bronco.

Former MP 'chanted I'm a naughty Tory after sexually assaulting woman'

A former Conservative MP chanted “I’m a naughty Tory” after sexually assaulting a woman and chasing her around the kitchen to try to slap her bottom, a court heard.

www.standard.co.uk

Be careful, she may remember if you sing La Marseillaise...... allegedly.

 

[Democritus]

Yes indeed.

A cyst is a cancerous growth, sometimes benign but usually malignant, with a propensity to affect others around it and spread the malignancy into other areas until it eventually destroys the host. If identified and treated at the earlier stages, usually through excision, the 'rot' can be stopped and the host will go on to make a full recovery. However, there is an increased risk that the malignancy may return at some point so it would require regular check-ups to prevent it from doing so.

Hmmm. Sounds rather more like a tumour, but the point is clear enough. The question is: who will carry out the excision, and how?

 

[Civvy Scum]

All I can say to that is you are a man of a stouter disposition than I. The only way I'd agree to fcuk Wee Nippy is to call in a fire mission on her.

In Scotland?
Wheest mon think o' the expense!
Awa the noo an' find yerself a guid claw hammer.

 

[Dredd]

Today's Scottish papers.
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There is something familiar about a lot of those pictures - what is it?

Ah yes . . .

 

[Richard Headicus]

Hmmm. Sounds rather more like a tumour, but the point is clear enough. The question is: who will carry out the excision, and how?

Plenty banks and braes in Scotland...







They are also grassy and a bir knolly.

 

[Richard Headicus]

In Scotland?
Wheest mon think o' the expense!
Awa the noo an' find yerself a guid claw hammer.

You've just invoked sods law. Leave The Claw on whateffer thread he's on without chancing him appearing here.

 

[eyehave]

Be careful, she may remember if you sing Le Boudin...... allegedly.

 

[Democritus]

Plenty banks and braes in Scotland...







They are also grassy and a bir knolly.

You also have a Dallas.