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Ah, yeah - calls you 'Suzuki'.She doesn't forget me...![]()
Two Stroke.
Ah, yeah - calls you 'Suzuki'.She doesn't forget me...![]()
Amended my original post. Cheers.Edinburgh Trams was firmly at the feet of the Labour controlled council rather than central government
It would be her firstHappens to me all the time......
All I can say to that is you are a man of a stouter disposition than I. The only way I'd agree to fcuk Wee Nippy is to call in a fire mission on her.After watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?
Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place
I can't help feeling that it's a bit "below the belt" to bring the contents of my underwear drawer into your fantasy.....After watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?
Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place
Toilet paper too thin!Smelling her stinky finger yesterday did it smell of French perfume? View attachment 554336
Ah, yeah - calls you 'KitKat'.
Four Fingers
She would, you would be walking funny for weeks afterwardsAfter watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?
Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place
Must be weird having a parliament where Labour can legitimately take the high ground.
You don't sing God Save the Queen in that situation.After watching Nicola on the telly for a couple of hours yesterday, would now be a good time to say "I would"?
Imagine the fun you'd have when you get down to your Union Jack Y fronts and sing God Save the Queen when you're on the nest with her?
Your wife would ever find out you'd been naughty because Nicola would forget you'd done it in the first place
Be careful, she may remember if you sing La Marseillaise...... allegedly.You don't sing God Save the Queen in that situation.
For the full effect you have to sing ' I'm a naughty Tory'. That would have her bucking like a bronco.
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Former MP 'chanted I'm a naughty Tory after sexually assaulting woman'
A former Conservative MP chanted “I’m a naughty Tory” after sexually assaulting a woman and chasing her around the kitchen to try to slap her bottom, a court heard.www.standard.co.uk
Yes indeed.
A cyst is a cancerous growth, sometimes benign but usually malignant, with a propensity to affect others around it and spread the malignancy into other areas until it eventually destroys the host. If identified and treated at the earlier stages, usually through excision, the 'rot' can be stopped and the host will go on to make a full recovery. However, there is an increased risk that the malignancy may return at some point so it would require regular check-ups to prevent it from doing so.
In Scotland?All I can say to that is you are a man of a stouter disposition than I. The only way I'd agree to fcuk Wee Nippy is to call in a fire mission on her.
Today's Scottish papers.
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Plenty banks and braes in Scotland...Hmmm. Sounds rather more like a tumour, but the point is clear enough. The question is: who will carry out the excision, and how?
You've just invoked sods law. Leave The Claw on whateffer thread he's on without chancing him appearing here.In Scotland?
Wheest mon think o' the expense!
Awa the noo an' find yerself a guid claw hammer.
Be careful, she may remember if you sing Le Boudin...... allegedly.
You also have a Dallas.Plenty banks and braes in Scotland...
They are also grassy and a bir knolly.![]()