Nicknames

#1
Unless you count "Oi, Fat Cnut!" as a nickname, I've never really had one.

It is a minor regret in an otherwise reasonably satisfactory life so far. But I never got awarded one, that's the way it goes.

So I was rather upset the other day to meet somebody (a thirty-seven year old man) who introduced himself by his nickname (juvenile, but some people have nicknames that almost completely overshadow their real one). I accepted this (somewhat enviously because I'd always wanted one of course) but later that week I spoke to a mate of his and asked where did the nickname come from? I was expecting a rather windswept and interesting dit about the origins of his moniker.

"Oh he made it up," came the reply.

That's right, he awarded himself a nickname.

I felt cheated. Am I alone in thinking that giving yourself a nickname is the waltiest, saddest, wnakiest thing a man can do, excepting of course joining the RAF Regiment?

V!
 

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#2
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!
 
#3
You can't give your self a nickname it has to be something you earnt from an unfortunate mishap or a petname that your parents still call you to this day!
 
#4
Officers_bird said:
You can't give your self a nickname it has to be something you earnt from an unfortunate mishap or a petname that your parents still call you to this day!
.............or from a very embarrassing sexual liason.
Or an amusing physical deformity, such as a cleft palate or at least one missing limb.
Woggle Eye is a good one 'cos then you can nickname that person 'Woggle Eye', which they always find amusing...........secretly they are very pleased when you do this as it shows that you are taking an interest in them.
 

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#5
Vegetius said:
Unless you count "Oi, Fat Cnut!" as a nickname, I've never really had one.

It is a minor regret in an otherwise reasonably satisfactory life so far. But I never got awarded one, that's the way it goes.

So I was rather upset the other day to meet somebody (a thirty-seven year old man) who introduced himself by his nickname (juvenile, but some people have nicknames that almost completely overshadow their real one). I accepted this (somewhat enviously because I'd always wanted one of course) but later that week I spoke to a mate of his and asked where did the nickname come from? I was expecting a rather windswept and interesting dit about the origins of his moniker.

"Oh he made it up," came the reply.

That's right, he awarded himself a nickname.

I felt cheated. Am I alone in thinking that giving yourself a nickname is the waltiest, saddest, wnakiest thing a man can do, excepting of course joining the RAF Regiment?

V!
I feel slightly cheated that you haven't told us what his self-awarded nickname is, Veg? Not something along the lines of John 'Donkey Schlong' Smith by any chance?
 
#6
The navy are the worst at this kind of thing - everyone has a nickname.

I once had the task of floating around on one of Her Majesty's boats for a few months and like the good Royal Signaller I was - I had a name badge - just in case I forgot it!!

As I passed people in the corridor they all nodded and called me a name - something like 'snicker' - "hello snicker, how're you doin?" was a typical greeting. I had to ask - "why do you call me snicker?" "Cos everyone in the Navy with your surname is called snicker" I was told. "But I'm not in the Navy I yelled to deaf ears" - it spurred them on to call me it more often.

Strange people!! :roll:
 
#8
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!

If thats your Legs then you have earnt your username!! :D
 
#9
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!
My NickName came about because of my surname does that count?
 
#11
My nickname originated from an indiscression with a young lady who decided in th emorining to inform me she had forgotton her pill.

This caused much mirth for a while with a certain callsign prevailing, even over tacnet! However, it faded away when i left and joined the civ div! Imagine the look on my face when at a reunian type party one of my old bessers shouted "oi ***** one" where you been and my wife asking why that strange man was calling me such names! Ho hum! (name not put here in the interest of persec and not wanting to start it all off again.!!)
 

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#12
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!

If thats your Legs then you have earnt your username!! :D
Who else would own them?!?!? :wink:
 
#13
I always get a nickname because my first name is so sh1te*. At the moment I have about 4.


(*Not literally, it's just a bad name and non-chinese people can't say it correctly)
 
#14
For 2yrs at 10 REGT in Germany they all called me Bruce,
because of the monty phython skit on aussies...
But i,v been called a lot worse even had mong already on ere
and havn,t been ere a week yet :lol:
 
#15
Legs said:
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!

If thats your Legs then you have earnt your username!! :D
Who else would own them?!?!? :wink:
I would like to!! :lol:
 
#16
Legs said:
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!

If thats your Legs then you have earnt your username!! :D
Who else would own them?!?!? :wink:
I would like to!! :lol:
 

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#17
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!

If thats your Legs then you have earnt your username!! :D
Who else would own them?!?!? :wink:
I would like to!! :lol:
Could you afford them - I ain't cheap you know! :wink:
 
#18
Legs said:
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!

If thats your Legs then you have earnt your username!! :D
Who else would own them?!?!? :wink:
I would like to!! :lol:
Could you afford them - I ain't cheap you know! :wink:
Dam! I thought you was with those tacky red heels!!!! :lol:
 

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#19
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
charliecharlieone said:
Legs said:
You're right, It is sadder than being a Rock Ape. A nick-name should only be awarded to reflect a personality or an embarrasing moment of the recipient's life. (And 'Chalky' Whites, 'Dusty' Millers etc don't count!!)

Edited 'cos I can't spell!

If thats your Legs then you have earnt your username!! :D
Who else would own them?!?!? :wink:
I would like to!! :lol:
Could you afford them - I ain't cheap you know! :wink:
Dam! I thought you was with those tacky red heels!!!! :lol:
The white ones just make me look like some CHAV Essex Girl - Now that's tacky! :lol:

Oops - spelling again!
 
#20
Let me see...

School - Spidey or spider

University - Panther or Panth (OTC) and "Charthouse" (because as a naval type said I was built like a brick one...)

Rugby - Big ***** (diminutive of surname, originally to differentiate from a smaller and more famous player called ****)

Army - Garth, then more commonly Cuddles (later Thumper to the boys following high spirits during firing camp which cost a brother officer a tooth for being waspy and not realising "no means no")

Recently - Sir Humpty, Bunter (physical/appearance)

so, no identity crisis at all!
 

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