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Nicked !

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Cutaway, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Why is it apparently perfectly okay to shoot a white bear when it gets a bit lairy but if you shoot a black monkey...
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  2. Cuz' iz ale abut rezpeckt. Init blud.

    Why I just wrote that is beyond me.
  3. One is only "protected", whilst the other's got "rights".
  4. You must work for Speshul Branch.