Nick Clegg is....

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blogg, Jul 9, 2013.

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  1. Whoops we forgot all about Cleggster. Must give equal coverage. So....

    ...a dishonest mendacious political opportunist who will say or do anything, and with equal ease backtrack on same, if it helps in the slightest to maintain the LimpDems slimy snout in the political trough or sustain his position.

    If that involves gifting powers to Europe (which not that long ago would have resulted in a deeply unpleasant death for treason) so be it, because he is so far up the arrse of the Great European Political Experiment and all that goes with it that if Herman Van Rompuy opens his mouth you can see Clegg looking out (and speaking Dutch, as it happens.....)

    Nick Clegg insists on speaking Dutch at Cabinet Office meeting - Telegraph
  2. From 'Last of The Summer Wine'?
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  3. Who's Nick Clegg? Is he in the Big Brother house? What does he do?
  4. ...Shamlessly selling all his party's core values down the toilet just to stick to some romantic notion that he holds some sort of power in the present Government
  5. In relation to a somebody, their fag
  6. beat me to it, canine one.

    How about "is the one with the Daygo wife"
  7. Posting complete wibble.
  8. a tw@t
  9. Clegg is something of a human roadblock to anything logical regarding the wishes of the electorate and is therefore a ******* liability in government and indeed in the UK generally.
  10. ...pointless.
  11. Clegg is the current kingmaker and likely to remain so in 2015. The fact is that Cameron was too shit to score when presented with an open goal.

    Clegg could have bottled it in 2010 by avoiding coalition but he didn't. He does appear however to have been a piss poor negotiator because his blokes got none of the really plum jobs. All the big ones - Health, Education, Defence, Home Office, Foreign Office and Justice have been left firmly in Tory hands and the Exchequer ultimately keeps Cable in check.

    I think he is a weasel but he was left with little choice.
  12. Mr Clegg is a non-entity who won the universal non-entities 'Who the fcku's he?' award three times in a row in the same year, the non-entities having forgotten who it was they voted for not once, but twice after the main event.

    Sorry, what was his name again?

  13. The lib dems core values are for weak people to vote for!
  14. Nick Clegg is....

    The Weakest Link.
  15. At least Clegg will be able to get a good book deal when he's pushed out or resigns.
    What a pension that'll be for him.