Nick Clegg has just parked his helicopter behind my house Any messages?

#1
I suspect he employed a pilot to park it, rather than do it himself, but if you can get it to me in the next hour, I'll be more than happy to nip out and piss off the copper who's guarding it by asking can I deliver a message. I have already ticked him off once by wandering into what he thought was a secure area via the gate I have in my back fence.
 
#3
I suspect he knows that. By the way, my offer doesn't extend to dressing in a waist coat and yelling Allah Akbar at the top of my voice if anyone's considering asking.
 
#7
I suspect he knows that. By the way, my offer doesn't extend to dressing in a waist coat and yelling Allah Akbar at the top of my voice if anyone's considering asking.
Can you dress like a Wurzel and bellow "Get orf moi land!"

(PS-I suspect the Protection Officers realise that he's a charlie)
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#8
Just ask him why has he abandoned everything that liberalism stands for.
 
#10
Loosen the anti torque rotor.....
I suspect the chap in the drivers seat might notice me turning up with a step ladder and a spanner. The Mrs definitely would, she'd get all excited and assume I was going to do some DIY. Be a shame to get her hopes up.
 

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