I had to laugh the other day as I noticed a sign for a parking space in camp. It was quite near the Guardroom and proudly stated that it marked the parking of the... "NCO i/c Custody Suite" Am I correct in thinking this is what they call the 'nick' in this tough new modern army? I used to think that calling it the nick put over the wrong image. I just can't get the image in my head of an RSM screaming... "Sgt! Get that man in the custody suite! NOW!!!" I know you can delete man and insert woman but I don't even think she'd be scared. Is this a 'one-off'? And if not, how do they get a real bed, bedside table, locker and an easy chair in one of those little 4' x 12' rooms?