Nice VDV recruitment video

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  1. He could outgay Elton.George,Boy George and that bloke from Erasure.
  2. HAHAHAH. Agreed.

    I love the way he keeps turning to look at his troops, then doing that gay head nodding and cocky smile.

    At one point he just points at the camera and starts laughing, almost as if someone just asked him about NATO's ability to defend western europe against russias military muscle.

  3. I didn't think we'd ever see M Golden again.
  4. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'd love a translation of this, he is so tough! Perhaps it goes something like this :

    [align=center]NATO is funny, they cant fight for shit
    Me and my boys, we're so bloody fit!
    We wear these gay Tee shirts
    and sing catchy songs
    but practicing those katas
    plays havoc with our thongs!

    We're tough, we're tough we're so bloody fit
    we are parachuters* and don't take no shit
    NATO are all sissies
    We'll lead them a pretty dance
    They are all surrender monkeys
    Oh, sorry, thats France. [/align]

    feel free to continue, it's time for my medication

    *parachuters is used in the 'song' I think. Might be wrong, then again, who cares?
  5. You can slag him, but he does look ally as fook. :)
  6. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    Quality. Anyone going to do a brit version?
  7. The only unit that could do British version, surely would be 3 Para mortars!

  8. Anyone got a translation yet?
  9. Nyet, none to be found.
    (Where's that Sirgay bloke when you need him?)
    It looks like an audition demo for the Grad Peeplski.
    However, I did pick up that it's all about the VDV coming from the sky with their motto 'respect through glory' so it may go something like this:

    I'm a para poof
    and I'm alright
    I lisp like this
    cos me starfish ain't tight

    wear striped pajamas
    and me beret's powder blue
    these are me dancing boys
    so it's MR poof to you

    Babuschka's got the borscht on
    I must get home for tea
    and take me medication
    for me incurable VDV

    we're the VDV
    Fairies from the sky
    respect through glory holes
    we'll mince until we die
  10. i feel slightly gay after watching that video. is that actually serious or is it some sort of p*sstake?!!!
  11. it's serious
  12. Something along the lines of:

    "How many victories, we lost count blah blah blah

    Victory from the skies (usual para bollocks) blah blah

    No one can defeat mother Russia with us on her side blah blah"

    Thats from what I could catch. Can't watch it for too long, far too para for my liking!
  13. I thought the lyrics went along the lines of.

    I have been stung,
    yes my neck will be wrung,
    It is my name on the risk assessment.
    For my boys ´live battlefield assessment*.

    Oh, what do my eyes beholden.
    Yes, it´s Private Goldend
    Formerly of the British Paratroopers
    Now one of many good, solid comrade paratroopers

    He´s not gay at all
    nor are my boys´
    because they don´t push back
    when I´m in their cack.

    Their botties aren´t slack.
    These boys are pretty crack
    Me i can sing
    whilst my fingers in my ring.

    Although I´d join just for a cabby on the Dushka, something meaty about the ammo used.

    Or for the free gymnastics lessons.

    * Thanks to Pte M Golden (Retd) 2 Para for that made up test (part of his P Coy don´t you know, of which he finished top..... or something.)
  14. I've been humming this bloody tune all weekend and 'Chesteek Vallah' has become my phrase du jour :roll:

    Nice video, though - lanky, pretty boys doing manly aerobics are always acceptable :D

    Am waiting for a friend to return from Belarus to translate.....