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Nice men....

1. The nice men are not handsome.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are taken.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money, will not commit.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.



I do ;D
Show them your tits in private..your elegance in public and your humour in both ;D
Blimey! I've got it ! I believe I've got it!
Shame they're all such bastards eh pet? ;D


War Hero
Are you joking or cruising then, woo?

I hear that Ma_Sonic is more up your *ahem* street, as I'm straight...
MDN told me, his Gaydar is 100% spot on apparantly....

Much prefer a tall, leggy bird with huge t1ts to short pretty-boys mate, you're not my type, though I can understand you hoping I was chatting you up  ;D
If there are any nice birds out here then make yourself known!! i can't seem to get any, looks like i'm stuck on a dry spell :'(
It is I..........nice bird.............
LOL . Blimey M8, you can't still be looking  :eek:

Tell me what you want, and I'll try and sort it out...  ;D

Oh, and what happened in France? Didn't really get a chance to talk to you last night
It's not nice you need.......it's a good hard sh*g!!! :D
 Isn't that something only REAL men can provide though?  Not many of those left these days is there? :D  

On a personal level, I think I'm actually beginning to prefer b*st*rds as opposed to 'nice men',...... at least when I want to be a prize bitch, they can't complain! ;)

Now get my fcuking tea on
On?  On where?

It's in the dog sweetiepie!   ::)
Only three real men left?

Great stuff, I could do with them to tile my bathroom,...... I've heard it works pretty well,...... if ya slice them thinly enough!   ;)

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