I must say that having looked at the link on your post SHAPE does appear to be something of an evil organisation. I can just imagine you all sat round in C 95 stroking your respective animals whilst conjuring up new ideas to take over the world. "Ah Jaahnus, welcome to my secret bunker. Have you met my pirhanas?"
Bloody euro trash. All either experts at avoiding / losing wars or Germans, and thus feeling guilty about starting them in the first place.