NHS dancing lessons!

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  1. I blew a fuse last night when I heard on the news that the NHS is going to be offering dancing lessons to help overweight people.
    I think I could offer them better advice :-

    (1) Stop stuffing your faces with cakes.

    (2) Quit McDonalds with their extra large French fries, coke & sewage in a bun.

    (3) Get off your fat lazy arses & do some excersise.

    Why get a highly paid dancing teacher to try & get these people to drag their fat sweaty lazy carcasses around the dance floor when there are other people who really do need tratment on the NHS?.
     
  2. What dance they gonna do anyway? The Stomp?? :? Baby Elephant Walk? :?

    Just send them through basic and poke them up a hill with a pointy stick, that would work :)