NHS - Choose & Book

#1
>
>An "older" patient goes into his GP's consulting room and sits down
>with the doctor.
>
>Dr: "What can I do for you today?"
>Pt: "My wife has seen all about this 'Choose a book scheme' on the
>telly"
>Dr: "Errrm......, Y..e..s?"
>Pt: "Well, we're going on holiday next week, and she wondered if you
>had anything by Agatha Christie"
>
>Apparently true?!?!

soz .... dull friday
 
#2
LOL - The lads here on SPINE said you was always a joker :twisted: whats this about your sandbags and swing a light :wink:
 
#3
GP3_Bunny said:
LOL - The lads here on SPINE said you was always a joker :twisted: whats this about your sandbags and swing a light :wink:
:?: :?: :?: :?:

Think u might have the wrong guy :D struggled on that last bit.. I'm an immigrant to Yorkshire :lol:
 
#4
polar said:
GP3_Bunny said:
LOL - The lads here on SPINE said you was always a joker :twisted: whats this about your sandbags and swing a light :wink:
:?: :?: :?: :?:

Think u might have the wrong guy :D struggled on that last bit.. I'm an immigrant to Yorkshire :lol:
There is a team who are looking at SNOMED in CDT and one of the members knows you extremely well - you worked with him - a large rotund man who always has his shirt hanging out and is away with the fairies – with regards to architectural design. :twisted:
 
#5
GP3_Bunny said:
There is a team who are looking at SNOMED in CDT and one of the members knows you extremely well - you worked with him - a large rotund man who always has his shirt hanging out and is away with the fairies – with regards to architectural design. :twisted:
Guess thats GQ?, if so ask him about his glass glock rifle and ask how is sister is doing - she died about a year ago but by mid-afternoon she was up and out of her bed :twisted: :twisted:

Soz those DTS fairies are getting to me :D First fairey roles out in ten days! DMS Digitization Stage 1 or DMiCP Stage 1??
 
#6
#9
Do you mean me slim?
 
#10
Apparently this Choose and Book is actually going ahead. We, in my workplace, had photos for our security cards taken today, along with a little lecture about how these things are going to work.
Lecture drones on, lunchtime is ticking away,I glance pointedly at my watch. Adolescent IT trainer asks for any questions. I raise my hand and ask

"will it work?"

(Can I help it if I'm a vetern of numerous public sevice procurement fiascos?)

It is suggested (by said adolescent) that I might be happier with a demonstration in a surgury in which has already been installed. :roll:

And somehow, all I can think is -"Here we go again".
 
#12
Polar,

Gary Q says Hi - 31st may C&B 2 out ........ :wink:
 
#14
I'm confused.

I don't get the joke Polar; I'm guessing altsheimers or something like that.

I also don't know what a surgury is MamaSmurf.

I am grateful for any help offered.
 
#15
BRAINDRAIN said:
I'm confused.

I don't get the joke Polar; I'm guessing altsheimers or something like that.

I also don't know what a surgury is MamaSmurf.

I am grateful for any help offered.
Just have a sit down in a quiet corner and I'll bring you a nice cup of tea.
One sugar or two? :wink:
 
#16
MamaSmurf said:
BRAINDRAIN said:
I'm confused.

I don't get the joke Polar; I'm guessing altsheimers or something like that.

I also don't know what a surgury is MamaSmurf.

I am grateful for any help offered.
Just have a sit down in a quiet corner and I'll bring you a nice cup of tea.
One sugar or two? :wink:
Try some beer and you may get a response :wink:
 
#17
Tried the beer, thats what may have caused the confusion. 8O
 
#18
Beer doesn't cause confusion it is the non-drinkers being unable to understand what the beer is saying to them.
 
#20
Just realised its a NHS related joke, hence why I had no idea, enjoyed the beer though! :p
 

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