NHS Approved! New Medical Glosssary - for Yorkshire!

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by Proximo, Apr 23, 2006.

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  1. Proximo

    Proximo LE

    This has been compiled 'as a service to doctors who are not native English-speakers.'

    I thought you medical bunch might like it....
  2. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    You couldn't make it up, could you?

    When will they bring out a glossary designed to help the patients (sorry, 'service users') understand foreign doctors and nurses?


    Doctor's term: 'The NHS is jolly good isn't it?'

    Translated term: 'I'm making £250k a year and I can't even speak English properly'
  3. polar

    polar LE

    I bets their sum that didne understand much o tha.
  4. ViciousCircle

    ViciousCircle Old-Salt

    Bye Eck that tuk mi back thirty years, t days when i were a lad going t neet club ?
  5. An awfull lot of words for gentalia and not a lot else. Do Yorkshire men have problems with theirs then?
  6. stan2484

    stan2484 Old-Salt

    Aye a case of a bigger set of boll*cks.!!!!! :)
  7. gooseman

    gooseman Old-Salt

    and a bigger kn*b than anybody else!
  8. stan2484

    stan2484 Old-Salt

    Not sure about that, not in the same league as John Holmes!!! :)

    You a bit of a shower stalker gooseman?
  9. gooseman

    gooseman Old-Salt

    nah stan,

    just look at my own mate, just look at my own

    ATRSNAKE Swinger

    Superb, it looks like belongs in the hallowed pages of Viz!