NFI today so heres some stupid German words

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MarkOnesBroken, Jul 16, 2007.

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  1. Got a bad case of NFI today so here's some stupid german words i found knocking around in my IN tray. I accept no responsibility for the accuracy of the german spelling or grammer.



    STUPID GERMAN WORDS:

    Drei stuck bon bon - Three piece suite

    Ausfahrt kinder - Way out baby

    Fick miene alter steieffel - Fcuk my old boots

    Schutzenfest polizei - Fair cop

    Pup packet - Fart parcel

    Alles klar meine alter chinesisch? - Alright my old china?

    Rustig sternefisch - Rusty starfish

    Schlag der bischof - Bashthebishop

    Was ist der schaden johan? - Whats the damage john?

    Auto schlussel hoser - Khaki trousers

    Heinrich monch - Harry monk

    Hunds hodden - Dogs b*llcks

    Gaffend axt werwunden - Gaping axe wound

    Du bist nicht falsche fliedermouseman! - Your not wrong batman!
     
  2. I laughed too..blond genug (fair enough)
     
  3. And me Fick miene alter steieffel schwartz und balu
     
  4. MarkOnesBroken. Hat's off..... 'Getaner Job' (Job Done)
     
  5. Why did that end up in the arrsehole? Quality mate. I'd forgotten half of them.
     
  6. Wasn't me, a good pidgeon Deutsche thread ist rechts up the strasse
     
  7. Ich habe ein halb panzer links

    I have half a tank left
     
  8. Hallo Liebe, nehmen Sie sie herauf das braune Auge?

    Hello Love, do you take it up the brown eye?
     
  9. Du kanst mein Schwanz saugen!

    You can suck my dick!

    Reversen Sie the Wagen!!!!!
     
  10. Alles uber den platz!!!!
     
  11. nannten Sie meinen Pint ein schwule?

    Did you call my pint a poof?
     
  12. Die benzine panzer ist on der links
     
  13. Essen meine kurtz hosen - eat my shorts