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NFI today so heres some stupid German words

#1
Got a bad case of NFI today so here's some stupid german words i found knocking around in my IN tray. I accept no responsibility for the accuracy of the german spelling or grammer.



STUPID GERMAN WORDS:

Drei stuck bon bon - Three piece suite

Ausfahrt kinder - Way out baby

Fick miene alter steieffel - Fcuk my old boots

Schutzenfest polizei - Fair cop

Pup packet - Fart parcel

Alles klar meine alter chinesisch? - Alright my old china?

Rustig sternefisch - Rusty starfish

Schlag der bischof - Bashthebishop

Was ist der schaden johan? - Whats the damage john?

Auto schlussel hoser - Khaki trousers

Heinrich monch - Harry monk

Hunds hodden - Dogs b*llcks

Gaffend axt werwunden - Gaping axe wound

Du bist nicht falsche fliedermouseman! - Your not wrong batman!
 
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Blinkety-blinken-ticken-tocken......indicators

Einen Spitzenbangensmokentuben.......exhaust pipe.

Lila Kopf Hosen Schlanger..... purple headed trouser snake

Die alte forella.......The old trout

gelbenunterwasseeboot ......... yellow submarine

ich hab ganz viel zenf in mein kurz lederhosen........I have a lot of mustard in my short leather trousers

All time favourite though...

Bundespost Pat, Bundespost Pat
Bundespost Pat mit der schwarz und weiss chatz.
Erlie bis dem morgen.....
 

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