As you read this, the chances are that somewhere in the UK, a serial killer is going about his work. He may be tormenting a victim in his basement, stalking the next one, or enduring nights of tense insomnia as the pressure builds up for the next kill. There may even be more than one at work and no doubt several potentials sat brooding and fantasising; edging closer to the brink. I reckon that sooner or later one of them will turn out to be an Arrser. We'll be sat eating our breakfast and reading the daily rag, where we'll learn that alleged serial killer____ _____ regularly posted on the Army Rumour Service under the user name ________. So who do you think is the most likely suspect, what's his/her modus operandi, and what drives them to do it? For my money it's Afghan Kandak. He cruises the North West in an (untaxed) second hand gold BMW with a variety of tat hanging from the rear view mirror. Young boys, girls and occasional prostitutes are lured/snatched into the car and never seen again. He's probably well into double figures by now, but that refers to the number of victims - not their ages. He's driven by inner rage, chronic narcissism and likes to wear Spetsnaz camo when he goes hunting. Apparantly he's been targeting the Pakistani community in particular.