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News? What news, darling?

load of bollocks. well okay, maybe a bit of truth in there.

but i have yet to know a woman who can watch the news for more than 5 minutes without being distracted by the appearance of the newsreader, the accent, or what the newsreader is wearing.
After watching Melissa Theuriau for half an hour I can't remember my own name let alone....

She ended up marrying an actor with a withered arm. Damn it.


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