News? What news, darling?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Excognito, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Apparently, many alleged news programmes only intend that women and bikers should take any note of the actual information ... Damn, I've forgotten why already. :-(
     
  2. load of bollocks. well okay, maybe a bit of truth in there.

    but i have yet to know a woman who can watch the news for more than 5 minutes without being distracted by the appearance of the newsreader, the accent, or what the newsreader is wearing.
     
  3. After watching Melissa Theuriau for half an hour I can't remember my own name let alone....

    She ended up marrying an actor with a withered arm. Damn it.
     

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  4. Probably liked being fisted, but not too much.