News Totty "Looking for a man tough enough....."

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by OldStripey, Feb 15, 2009.

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  1. i'd rather hump a muckers arm pit, she has the jaw line of an afghan moose hound, iv'e dodged more weekend guards than she has bullets!.......i'd still fire my spaff up her ricker though, she aint half bad for a fat headed mongo bint.
  2. Stupid woman - clearly she's so deafened by that biological clock ringing in her ears that she's hit panic stations, belatedly realising that she's 38 and 'time's getting on' :twisted:
  3. But in nearby reports, Lilly Allen is giving up drugs and older men - that's both my options gone now.
  4. Shes just gagging for squaddie c**k, like all the birds are. Shes only human after all :)
  5. How tough do you need to be to father a kid?

  6. what the hell is up with you all.

    it has a pulse.
  7. Shocked I am. I thought it was a lezzer. :)
  8. She is a bit of a hound thanks!
  9. Now if it was Kate Adie :roll:
  10. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Think I would rather have Jade Goody, at least you know she is smooth downstairs
  11. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    'the extreme brazilian'. once you've had it done, chances are you wont be needing it done again...

    taxi to hell please!
  12. She wants a man tough enough for what?

    To give her a few back handers?
  13. She is just advertising the fact that she likes big d ick and is open for trials.
  14. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Already a confirmed SCH by the sound of it

    Sounds like a bit of a jinx to me
    Wouldn't want to end up with anothe Jade you lot would rip the p1ss :D