News story: Minister for Africa comments on rape case in Somalia

Discussion in 'MoD News' started by MoD_RSS, Feb 6, 2013.

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  2. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    This is odd, even for the MOD_RSS service. Three points to note:

    1. Umm, this being an Army site - so what?

    2. That Mr Hague is fascinated by the PSVI is one thing, but it is frankly NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE UK.

    3. We support Governments and train forces (APS?) who routinely carry out astonishing acts of sexual violence, so it's a bit rich to come down against it now.
  3. Is this the same Somalia that regularly allows female circumcision?
  4. You can just see the descision makers at the secret MoD RSS volcano base all seated around a SMRRSCH style table:

    Mmmhhhhh, which propaganda headline should we run with:

    "Yorkshire IQs tumble for the 10th century in sucession."

    "Kent police are all ****ing well bent!"

    "Chutney ferrets get hitched!"

    "Dead plantagenet princes found under Queen's new patio!"

    "Cameron doesn't know what his arse is for!"

    "Some nameless somali woman gets raped!"

    ....thats a tough one......
  5. They've been putting up FO Cock Clagg for months now. They should have their auto post rights withdrawn until we get back to stories about the HMS Celeste putting in a hardship posting to the British Virgin Islands, the RAF having to check into a 4 Star or the AGC re-writing JSP101 to include more Colons.