News story: Apaches fire first shots at STANTA

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  2. Why does the Doris look so fecking miserable?
  3. Because she's ****ing gopping?
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  4. Army fires gun at range.

    Gripping stuff.
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  5. Is she? Really? I'm sort of thinking it's a tricky call to make.
  6. No presents for them this Christmas then!
  7. 's my sister!
  8. To those discerning gentlemen who are large of bicep, slight of waist and still have a lingering stench of AVGAS and slipstream about us, she is a behemoth.

    To the remainder e.g TA, RLC and AGC, she is a Lucy Pinder substitute.
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  9. pre menstrual, menopausal and no chocolate....gawd help the next person to speak to her!!!!
  10. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Looking at the PRAC rounds, thinking, "I've got bigger on me bedside cabinet"?
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  11. I think I'm sensing why she looks so miserable. She knew that this was going to happen
  12. She's thinking 'what a waste ...'
  13. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Because she is stuck on Apache.

    She is aware that the gentlemen with the meaty penis's lantern jaws and weighty testes are in the Lynx fleet door gunning and spraying thier seed with wanton abandon
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  14. The AAC has changed a bit since you got out then?
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  15. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Yes, they now allow homosexuality and females can man the GPMGs.

    Also no one can power lift a jerrycan, rifle, full mag and bayonet with a nobpowerlift anymore.