News of chemical attack on no10

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    Last Updated: Saturday, 6 January 2007, 08:14 GMT

    Chemical attack at No10

    Security services are on full alert after trace elements of a potentially deadly chemical were found at No10 today.

    A trace of TriRochelleUreaTartaricHydrosulphate was found by an air purity testing system on Saturday. This was installed by the current government after a similar system was seen in an episode of “The west wing” which sources close to the security services say is a “font of cool stuff”.

    TriRochelleUreaTartaricHydrosulphate is colourless, odourless and can cause extreme nausea and worry for anybody not used to using it. In extreme cases it can be fatal, the Prime minister is said to be “shitting himself”, as he has never used it, heard of it, or had any experience of it in any official part of his life.

    Security services are being praised for being so vigelant.

    The Chancellor is said to be “devastated”.

    A new task force of highly trained sniffer dogs were sent to the scene at the orders of the new head of the security services.

    Some sources have revealed that it may be an old remnant of a previous government.

    They reveal that other government buildings are being checked, but the M.O.D. is clear as there is “no way that this could find it’s way in here!”

  2. And you made that up all by yourself 8O
    Clever boy :roll:
  3. nope, had help from the bbc :wink:
  4. Ahhhhh
    Fine institution, upholding truth and honesty (as long as it is their version) :roll:
  5. I was about to say that it was probably was the lingering odour of one of 'caretaker PM' Prescott's farts, the big lump of a windbag he is already.
  6. I've heard rumors that there was weaponized TriRoUTH to be had on the black market.

    It is made out of urine. The feedstock itself should be regarded as a deadly weapon also.