Last Updated: Saturday, 6 January 2007, 08:14 GMT
Chemical attack at No10
Security services are on full alert after trace elements of a potentially deadly chemical were found at No10 today.
A trace of TriRochelleUreaTartaricHydrosulphate was found by an air purity testing system on Saturday. This was installed by the current government after a similar system was seen in an episode of âThe west wingâ which sources close to the security services say is a âfont of cool stuffâ.
TriRochelleUreaTartaricHydrosulphate is colourless, odourless and can cause extreme nausea and worry for anybody not used to using it. In extreme cases it can be fatal, the Prime minister is said to be âshitting himselfâ, as he has never used it, heard of it, or had any experience of it in any official part of his life.
Security services are being praised for being so vigelant.
The Chancellor is said to be âdevastatedâ.
A new task force of highly trained sniffer dogs were sent to the scene at the orders of the new head of the security services.
Some sources have revealed that it may be an old remnant of a previous government.
They reveal that other government buildings are being checked, but the M.O.D. is clear as there is âno way that this could find itâs way in here!â