Or open a call centre...Who the feck robs banks these days? Why bother going through all the rigmarole of recce, assembling a crew, taking the bank manager's wife hostage and taking elaborate forensic countermeasures when you can simply sit in your undercrackers and hack your way in?
The inventor of hypodermic needles did kill his wife by mistake with one though.That will be the thick Scots that invented
The flushing toilet - something your country knows nothing about - Alexander Cumming was the first to patent the S-shaped trap design in 1775 with the intention of stopping sewer gases from entering buildings. Along with
- Pneumatic tyres
- Colour photography
- Hypodermic syringe
- Vacuum flask
- Electric toaster
- Percussion cap
- Threshing machine
And many other things I could list.
Well, even a busted clock is right twice a day, etc. Actually, that's a pretty good bon mot. The Cancel Culture F*cksticks would do well to remember that.I must be sick. I'm actually agreeing with earth!
Said better previously elsewhere:
You keep harping on about how wonderful you are because your building space craft, nuclear submarines and weapons etc etc. But you've failed massively at trying to build something as relatively simple as an effective infantry rifle ( insas anyone?)
I'm sure there's going to be some big bang's from Bangalore.