Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by black_taxi, Jun 16, 2004.

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  1. 16/06/04
    ****UK GOVERMENT *******Announcement*******,
    That in order to to assit other motorist,s in identifiying potetially dangerous drivers , it is now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag ******

    *****The flag ( comprising a red cross on a white background will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle*******

    For Drivers of exceptionally low ability, adddition flage are required*****
    Scouse G
    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  2. I notice that the implimentation of this law was instantaneous
  3. [​IMG]
    obediently yours...
    Susie :p
    Look out!!!!!!!!!
  4. your car BB?
  5. Many a true word etc...... :lol:
  6. Nah...some chavs stole the two England flags I had on mine :evil:
    ...just got the union flag on the aerial now :D
    Viro you really DO hate the flags on cars don't you!! :lol:
    Let's hope you have to suffer them a good while yet! Engerlaaaand! :D
  7. Neighbours giving you more grief with your car, BB? What happened when they slashed your tyres? Did you sort that out?

  8. Hhhmmm,
    Well, that'll apply instantly to every Black Cab driver I know. :wink:

    Ubique ya bass !!!
  9. Auld Sapper wrote

    ........and everyone you don't!

    Get on over to Bernoulli's mass grave thread in the NAAFI and get taxi drivers in that hole in the ground.

    I'm ever so steaming that I can't walk home!

  10. :lol: Arf !!

    Ubique ya bass !!!!
  11. Shut it.

  12. new car susie?
    not parked near your home i hope,
    not with your neighbours........

    has the little lamb stopped screaming yet susie?
  13. more worried about bunnies myself :lol:
  14. That car doesn't quite looked parked........ More like abandoned!!!! Typical Frock.

    I knew I should have added these flags to my Lime pit, along with Lorry drivers that have the full size version festioned around their cabs
  15. Well the City of London Police have been reading this - two of them had just stopped a van with 2 flags as I was leaving my office last night! Good for them