Newly Weds

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  1. A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We
    have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex
    for one whole month."

    The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.

    When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the
    husband obviously very depressed "You are back so soon... Is there a
    problem?" the pastor inquired.

    "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex
    for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

    The pastor asked him what happened.

    "Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through
    sheer will-power. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer,
    we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold
    showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off
    carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and
    dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and
    had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly.

    "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated
    the pastor.

    "We know" said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
    Homebase either."