Newjarheaddean - the thread "they" don't want you to read.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Rawhide, Mar 10, 2013.

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  1. AHOY me hearties,

    Why are Pirates called Pirates???

    Because...they Arrrrrrrrr.

    Set this up for a deranged septic who has nothing to say but is saying it all over the Abu quatada thread.

    Perhaps his worldly insights will be a revelation to us all, but some I doubt it.

    Crayon away.....

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  2. Lol. He totally is a deluded nutsack, isn't he, bless him.
  3. I think he must have spent the weekend watching 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and 'Crocodile Dundee' box sets, and followed it up with some 'Kool Aid' to make that tartrazine rush bring out his inner naivety.
  4. 'I mean I can't even get in to see my family members in state prisons'

    He should put that in his sig block.
  5. Or how about 'Have crayon, will travel'.

  6. How does one create a 'sig block'?
  7. Are you serious sausage breath, or are you just giving Goaty a chance to shaft you up the blurter?
  8. Go into 'settings' then into 'edit signature' like I just did, and removed the 'smiley face committing suicide' gif that used to be there.
  9. But man! That was cool!
  10. Now I can't work out how to put it back!
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  11. There's the cute little brain exploder!
  12. *camp attack* Oh goody!

  13. The former.
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  14. I've replaced it with one of Beiber being raped by a chimp, just 'cos I can.
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