Newjarheaddean - the thread "they" don't want you to read.

#1
AHOY me hearties,

Why are Pirates called Pirates???

Because...they Arrrrrrrrr.

Set this up for a deranged septic who has nothing to say but is saying it all over the Abu quatada thread.

Perhaps his worldly insights will be a revelation to us all, but some I doubt it.

Crayon away.....

GDAY
 
#2
AHOY me hearties,

Why are Pirates called Pirates???

Because...they Arrrrrrrrr.

Set this up for a deranged septic who has nothing to say but is saying it all over the Abu quatada thread.

Perhaps his worldly insights will be a revelation to us all, but some I doubt it.

Crayon away.....

GDAY

Lol. He totally is a deluded nutsack, isn't he, bless him.
 
#3
I think he must have spent the weekend watching 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and 'Crocodile Dundee' box sets, and followed it up with some 'Kool Aid' to make that tartrazine rush bring out his inner naivety.
 
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Mark The Convict

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#4
'I mean I can't even get in to see my family members in state prisons'

He should put that in his sig block.
 
M

Mark The Convict

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#9
Go into 'settings' then into 'edit signature' like I just did, and removed the 'smiley face committing suicide' gif that used to be there.
 
#17
Just as good mate!
Justin Beiber is a bleeder
He likes it up the bum
And thinks that it is fun.

That didn't rhyme, sorry, but I only got out of bed because I was hungry. Pastrami on a Warbies roll anyone?
 
#18
Justin Beiber is a bleeder
He likes it up the bum
And thinks that it is fun.

That didn't rhyme, sorry, but I only got out of bed because I was hungry. Pastrami on a Warbies roll anyone?
There was a young gimp Justin Bieber,
Who's songs gave teen girls such a fever,
One day at the zoo,
He got stabbed in the poo,
By a monkey that worked out the door lever!

Now where's my roll please Dale?
 
#19
There was a young gimp Justin Bieber,
Who's songs gave teen girls such a fever,
One day at the zoo,
He got stabbed in the poo,
By a monkey that worked out the door lever!

Now where's my roll please Dale?
It's sat on the couch,
Being a bit of a louch.

Watching telly, and it's smelly,
I put pickles on it,
It smells of shit.

It's all calories though. Fucked if I can find anything that rhymes with calories.
 
#20
You get a gold star for effort.

Cancel that roll. As per usual they look great in the display cabinet, but in reality tastes like it's made from fish, dog turd and unwashed arm-pit hair.

Rhyme for calories? The sandwich cost you both salaries? :flower:
 

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