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Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by bogbot, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. Hi everyone,

    Didn't see a section for new members so apologies if this is in the wrong section. Will have some stuff to ask on other bits of the forum etc

    Ta for now.
     
  2. Well, I'll get this in before all the niggling, nagging and otherwise anti-social posts follow. Welcome to ARRSE. :)
     
  3. Welcome to Arrse.....now learn fast, grow thick skin and you may survive in the Naafi. :twisted:
     
  4. Lol, I can handle that just fine :)
     
  5. Good, welcome! And get the bloody beers in!
     
  6. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Well that's stopped me setting fire to my testicles - do press on.
     
  7. You owe me a tenner!
     
  8. Which begs the question, Why do that?

    No, in fact, carry on...
     
  9. Do you have a shed?
    Have you ever been shot, and if so, in what circumstances?
    What's your opinion of Crocs?
    Have you gripped a Walt?
    Are you Welsh?
    Or ginger?

    Enquiring minds want to know.
     
  10. ↑ You can fucking drop that txt shit an' all.



    PS. Welcome :)
     
  11. pmsl tbh u juz hav 2put up wit my txt sht innit ;)

    Vastatio, to answer your questions

    1. I am without shed but own a sturdy garage

    2. I have indeed been shot, on the left nipple by an over enthusiastic paintballist on a lad's weekend out. I looked proper hard though (except for the pink gun they gave me)

    3. Crocs, an abbreviation for crocodiles? They are pretty cool. If you are refering to some sort of sandal-esque footwear then they have their place. Not on my feet though.

    4. See answer two.

    5. No, worse. Norn Irish

    6. No
     
  12. And have you ever been in Belfast on a cold wet night?


    Other than for shopping.
     
  13. [quote="eodmatt]
    And have you ever been in Belfast on a cold wet night?


    Other than for shopping.[/quote]

    Got stuck in a snow drift over the Ligoneil rd just before easter at 3 in the morning if that counts?
     
  14. <looks in on vetting>
    <sees all under control>
    <buggers off for cuppa>
     
  15. PS, welcome to ARRSE, bogbot :D