Newbie be gentle :)

#3
Libby said:
Hey just thought I would introduce myself! Im Libby! :D
Alright Libby? Mind if I call you "Single Mother Crack Whore"? It's my way of welcoming birds on here, especially those who are just looking for cock. Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of cock as much as the next bloke but I'm just not that keen on civvies.
 
#4
Libby said:
Hey just thought I would introduce myself! Im Libby! :D
Do you take it up the hoop?
Can your birth canal be stretched with little effort into a make-shift waterproof hat?
Do you have several children by different fathers, with phonetically spelt names?
Live in a council house off benefit?

If so and you're looking for some easy c0ck pm me.

editted to add: 21 year old geordie... *rubs hands gleefully* gimme 10 minutes, three condoms and some domestos
 
#5
hello Libby

how did you get the name 'xlil_miss_naughtyx'
 
#12
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#16
hedgie said:
Dale the snail said:
Libbie, darling, do me a favour.

Fuck off back off to Rear Party, or I shall release the beasts.

Mind that door.

What are you doing to me

I was in with a chance
Yeah, righty. I am the Queen of Sheba if you are not being wound up.

Mod edit.

Dale, you are boring me and my patience is wearing thin.
 
#19
Libby said:
Dale the snail said:
Libbie, darling, do me a favour.

Fuck off back off to Rear Party, or I shall release the beasts.

Mind that door.
Dale the snail do me a favour and spell my name right.... :p
C...O...C...K...H...U...N...T...I...N...G...W...H...O...R...E
 

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#20
Dale the snail said:
hedgie said:
Dale the snail said:
Libbie, darling, do me a favour.

Fuck off back off to Rear Party, or I shall release the beasts.

Mind that door.

What are you doing to me

I was in with a chance
Yeah, righty. I am the Queen of Sheba if you are not being wound up.
Really? I thought you might be Harry.
 

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