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New Yorker suspends Jeffrey Toobin for allegedly masturbating on Zoom call

Come on which of us hasn't actually thought about it over the past seven months?

You're in your home office, you've made the effort to comb your hair and slipped on a work shirt over a t-shirt and shorts, they can only see you from the chest up after all.

Then there's the nice 23yo Mandy from marketing on your screen, looking as delightful as ever, oh is that her bedroom, nice, what's that she's wearing anyway? Hmm, she has a nice voice and a wicked laugh. That bed does look comfy, wonder what she has in that chest of drawers, hmmm.

Could happen to the best of us.

 
Come on which of us hasn't actually thought about it over the past seven months?

You're in your home office, you've made the effort to comb your hair and slipped on a work shirt over a t-shirt and shorts, they can only see you from the chest up after all.

Then there's the nice 23yo Mandy from marketing on your screen, looking as delightful as ever, oh is that her bedroom, nice, what's that she's wearing anyway? Hmm, she has a nice voice and a wicked laugh. That bed does look comfy, wonder what she has in that chest of drawers, hmmm.

Could happen to the best of us.


I was kicked out of many an internet cafe in the past for doing just that
 

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