New Years Resolutions

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  1. Any new ideas for New Years resolutions or are we all going for the dull, predictable ideas of old??
  2. Not to get caught wakning by my kids - again :D
  3. My New Years resolution is not to respond to this cr@p thread. Hang on... well, that lasted longer than usual
  4. I'm going to stop being offensive and nasty and go out of my way to be polite and courteous to people.
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Boring barsteward
  6. It ain't new year yet you coffin dodging cnut :D
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I make no NY resolutions about changing my life - you peasants will change to my way of doing things MMMMLLLLAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHH
    Hic :oops:
  8. 2003 my resolution was to have at least 1 alcoholic drink every day. Kept it too. Never regretted it.
  9. Same one every year....tell the missus I'll no longer fake my orgasms.
  10. I am going to be nice to dale The Snail and LJH 'cos they are caring human beings and as a Christian it is my duty to turn the other cheek.

    It is safe to turn the other cheek 'cos Im not a 12 year old boy within 30 feet of a w@nking arch devient and his Cyber Moll and I had my appendix out years ago so he has no excuse for trying to find it.
  11. i can confidently say i have NEVER broken any of my new year resolutions

    my new year resolution is to carry on as before :D get p1ssed, chase birds (til i meet one i want to settle down with), travel the world, log on arrse and various porn sites :twisted: 8) , go back to work and try to get away with doing as little as possible.

    there chaps , nothing to it ;)
  12. Give up smoking, but then again I do try each year and normally make about 1 hour....................