New years resolutions!

#1
Well I'de like to do 3 miles in 20 mins and also to get a decent car then shag a decent bird in it, what's yours!
 
#2
To get my post count up.
 
#4
To get my post count up.
 
#5
CQMS said:
Not to die.
Hope you can keep that one longer than I normally keep mine.
 
#7
breaking my personal record for wiping my c0ck on peoples curtains and shatting in loads of fishtanks without getting caught
 
#10
Gain ultimate power in the UK through slaughtering thousands of people. Turn Britain into a Facist state which I will rule with an iron fist...


...unless Mandelson beats me to it. :twisted:
 
#12
To, at some point, put a blade into that f'cking Go Compare singer and watch him die a slow, hungry death.
 
#13
Bollock-chops said:
20 mins for 3 miles wearing lightweights and boots? is above average.

Wearing shorts and trainers you are bordering on poor/good newby.
Read the post again, fcukwit. He's also going to get a new car and get laid in that timeframe.
 
#14
To become more focussed and clear on my goals in life. Which I have no idea of what they are, or why I should bother to attain one.
 
#16
To try and NOT laugh at Werewolf et al, when the Hoops pump the Huns on Sunday.

:D

(Havn posted this we'll probably get reamed...)
 
#19
Sparky2339 said:
To try and NOT laugh at Werewolf et al, when the Hoops pump the Huns on Sunday.

:D

(Havn posted this we'll probably get reamed...)

Yep, you've done it now, we'll get gubbed and my blue nosed sister in law will be round her to collect 20 notes.
 
#20
Im going to get thin, get fit and hopefully (if i get a place) go to uni.
 

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