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New years resolutions!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BornSlippy, Jan 1, 2010.

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  1. BornSlippy

    BornSlippy Old-Salt

    Well I'de like to do 3 miles in 20 mins and also to get a decent car then shag a decent bird in it, what's yours!
     
    BornSlippy, Jan 1, 2010
    #1
  2. bomb_mac

    bomb_mac War Hero

    To get my post count up.
     
    bomb_mac, Jan 1, 2010
    #2
  3. CQMS

    CQMS LE

    Not to die.
     
    CQMS, Jan 1, 2010
    #3
  4. bomb_mac

    bomb_mac War Hero

    To get my post count up.
     
    bomb_mac, Jan 1, 2010
    #4
  5. bomb_mac

    bomb_mac War Hero

    Hope you can keep that one longer than I normally keep mine.
     
    bomb_mac, Jan 1, 2010
    #5
  6. cuckingfunt

    cuckingfunt LE


    That's not bad for 20 minutes 8O
     
    cuckingfunt, Jan 1, 2010
    #6
  7. bitterandtwisted

    bitterandtwisted LE

    breaking my personal record for wiping my c0ck on peoples curtains and shatting in loads of fishtanks without getting caught
     
    bitterandtwisted, Jan 1, 2010
    #7
  8. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    To get more kinky sex, and have my ring licked more often.
     
    Command_doh, Jan 1, 2010
    #8
  9. Bollock-chops

    Bollock-chops LE

    20 mins for 3 miles wearing lightweights and boots? is above average.

    Wearing shorts and trainers you are bordering on poor/good newby.
     
    Bollock-chops, Jan 1, 2010
    #9
  10. Werewolf

    Werewolf LE

    Gain ultimate power in the UK through slaughtering thousands of people. Turn Britain into a Facist state which I will rule with an iron fist...


    ...unless Mandelson beats me to it. :twisted:
     
    Werewolf, Jan 1, 2010
    #10
  11. bloodforblood

    bloodforblood Old-Salt

    chin off my missus
     
    bloodforblood, Jan 1, 2010
    #11
  12. Lampard

    Lampard War Hero

    To, at some point, put a blade into that f'cking Go Compare singer and watch him die a slow, hungry death.
     
    Lampard, Jan 1, 2010
    #12
  13. DeltaDog

    DeltaDog LE

    Read the post again, fcukwit. He's also going to get a new car and get laid in that timeframe.
     
    DeltaDog, Jan 1, 2010
    #13
  14. Spot_the_Dog

    Spot_the_Dog Old-Salt

    To become more focussed and clear on my goals in life. Which I have no idea of what they are, or why I should bother to attain one.
     
    Spot_the_Dog, Jan 1, 2010
    #14
  16. eggnog

    eggnog Old-Salt

    Not to make Spaz angry.
     
    eggnog, Jan 1, 2010
    #15
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