New years resolutions!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BornSlippy, Jan 1, 2010.

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  1. Well I'de like to do 3 miles in 20 mins and also to get a decent car then shag a decent bird in it, what's yours!
     
  2. To get my post count up.
     
  3. Not to die.
     
  4. To get my post count up.
     
  5. Hope you can keep that one longer than I normally keep mine.
     

  6. That's not bad for 20 minutes 8O
     
  7. breaking my personal record for wiping my c0ck on peoples curtains and shatting in loads of fishtanks without getting caught
     
  8. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    To get more kinky sex, and have my ring licked more often.
     
  9. 20 mins for 3 miles wearing lightweights and boots? is above average.

    Wearing shorts and trainers you are bordering on poor/good newby.
     
  10. Gain ultimate power in the UK through slaughtering thousands of people. Turn Britain into a Facist state which I will rule with an iron fist...


    ...unless Mandelson beats me to it. :twisted:
     
  11. chin off my missus
     
  12. To, at some point, put a blade into that f'cking Go Compare singer and watch him die a slow, hungry death.
     
  13. Read the post again, fcukwit. He's also going to get a new car and get laid in that timeframe.
     
  14. To become more focussed and clear on my goals in life. Which I have no idea of what they are, or why I should bother to attain one.
     
  15. Not to make Spaz angry.