New Years Resoluitons 2010

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  1. Spent the night in with the mrs & kids. Ordered a last orders curry at 23:30. Mrs said "dont worry ill carry on drinking with you. 01:30 I caught the s!ut pretending to drink her juice, so drunk the lot in disgust... sort the kids out, off to bed we go....

    ..."im not doing that she says"

    ...."WHAT THE FCUK DO YOU MEAN, ITS 2010!"

    I seem to have wasted a night in with the mrs for fcuk all, so my new years resolution is to shag as many birds as possible in spite at my ruined night.
  2. Di us all a favor and top urself too boring cunt+
  3. I hope you slip on your mothers discharge and smash your head on the bedside table. Now fcuk off!

    At least I have not been holed in the last 10, although might have spoke too soon..