New Years Resoluitons 2010

Spent the night in with the mrs & kids. Ordered a last orders curry at 23:30. Mrs said "dont worry ill carry on drinking with you. 01:30 I caught the s!ut pretending to drink her juice, so drunk the lot in disgust... sort the kids out, off to bed we go....

..."im not doing that she says"


I seem to have wasted a night in with the mrs for fcuk all, so my new years resolution is to shag as many birds as possible in spite at my ruined night.
I hope you slip on your mothers discharge and smash your head on the bedside table. Now fcuk off!

At least I have not been holed in the last 10, although might have spoke too soon..

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