It was something like 0025 and Jools and his cronies are warbling away on the telly. By now The Scarey One is snoozing gently, so, bored of that bird with the screwtop hair singing, I quietly changed channel. She wakes and demands to hear Petula Clark finish her song. By now The Dubliners are on. "darling, I changed it because you were asleep."... "No I WASN'T!" etc. etc. with increased volume and agitation. I buggered off to get a fresh brew to find TSO snoring away. FFS.