New year resolutions

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Peter_Skellen, Dec 31, 2010.

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  1. Whats your new year resolutions?

    The more disgusting and horrible the better!!
  2. Tankie2ndrtr

    Tankie2ndrtr Old-Salt Reviewer

    Sign off.....

    Then do X amount of coke of 3 hookers chests !

    Or more than likely just drink less.....
  3. stop wanking on buses

    without buying a ticket first
  4. I plan to dry-bum the RAF chick on the floor below me.
    Bunny-boiling wench has it coming.
  5. remember the first law of the internets- pics or it didn't happen
  6. Tankie2ndrtr

    Tankie2ndrtr Old-Salt Reviewer

    Shotgun ?
  7. I intend to bring the shotgun into play shortly after the main event.
  8. Tankie2ndrtr

    Tankie2ndrtr Old-Salt Reviewer

    selfish. Is she "Smash" or "Rats" ?
  9. The lady in question is a sour-faced troll, whose shape lacks definition so badly she appears as little more than a hessian sack full of rejected potato. In light blue.
    My plan is selfish, in that I intend to carry it out solely for my own amusement. And because I plan on winning our game of block bingo.
  10. I plan to stop molesting the bears that I occasionally look after.

    Well I say plan too, I suppose it all depends whether the bloke in my life starts wearing the 'bear suit' again for me.