New Words

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  1. :twisted: Some new words for your dictionary!! :twisted:

    TESTICULATING
    Waving your arms around and talking Bo***cks.

    BLAMESTORMING
    Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER
    A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, cr*ps on everything, and then leaves.

    ASSMOSIS
    The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY
    The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

    CUBE FARM
    An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING
    When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)


    MOUSE POTATO
    The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato


    SITCOMs
    Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".


    STRESS PUPPY
    A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
    The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

    ADMINISPHERE
    The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.

    404
    Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

    OHNOSECOND
    That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

    GOING FOR A McSHIT
    Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

    AEROPLANE BLONDE
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

    AUSSIE KISS
    Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    BEER COAT
    The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning.

    BEER COMPASS
    The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.



    BOBFOC
    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

    BREAKING THE SEAL
    Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

    BRITNEY SPEARS
    Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please"

    GREYHOUND
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    JOHNNY-NO-STARS
    A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

    MILLENNIUM DOMES
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH
    A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

    MYSTERY BUS
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    MYSTERY TAXI
    The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

    NELSON MANDELA
    Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

    PEARL HARBOUR
    Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour" out
    there.

    PICASSO BUM
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

    SALAD DODGER
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive woman.

    TART FUEL
    Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
     
  2. PRAIRIE DOGGING
    When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.) roflmao


    PEARL HARBOUR
    Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour" out
    there.

    would this be because there is a nip in the air?
     
  3. or .. i'm feeling a bit "tianemen square"

    means i could murder a chinky.
     
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  5. Oh no!..........it's another conspiracy theorist. They're out to get you.....they really are!!
     
  6. I know you're back and posting leanne / anya / ...john... :twisted: